beloved landlord
murdered over rent
White Center
this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2024
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okay which one of you wrote this bit? step forward
I'd claim this for Lemmygrad but this one was obviously written by a Hexbear
Can't we say it was communal use of he lathe
Communal lathing, yeah.
that's how you know they deserved it
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Ice cold take: if you got murdered over rent, you were not beloved.
it's possible they got murdered by a rival landlord for not using the regional price fixing software
yea lol, its a really simple concept
"Mourns" them with a block party attended by every single one of their tenants.
This puts a smile on my face considering my current circumstances. I needed this. Thanks.
Hexbear celebrates loss of hated landlord allegedly murdered over rent.
Make landlords afraid again
C-suites too
beloved
Love a good news day 
White Center mourns beloved landlord reads like an Onion headline
You joked about Mao John Cena but the ghost of the chairman is alive and well.
no more half measures walter
The failure of journalism to capture how deeply funny of a story this is is tragic. They need to push the medium forward.
The world got slightly better
Nature is healing 
"allegedly" 
A landlord was killed over rent and you’re laughing? This is funny to you?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
white center LMAOOO
Raskolnikov did this
Wasn't this how crime and punishment started
Iirc crime and punishment started off with him masturbating over how he was an uber mensch who COULD kill and he did it to prove it and stealing her valuables was an afterthought. She was also a pawnbroker not a landlord. Well probably both but pawnbroker was how i remember her relationship to Raskolnikov
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, HEXBEAR, I READ A BOOK ONCE
How horrifying. I would never
Y'know, I was going to say "'mourning over landlords'? sounds like crackerish activities" and then I saw the place was really called the 'White Center'. The jokes are writing themselves; somebody knock over another.
They've got the "allegedly" in the wrong place there.
The actual article isn't quite as "funny" is it? https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/white-center-community-mourns-loss-beloved-landlord-allegedly-murdered-over-rent/W4WPFCHW2VGHHIELSN5L553SXE/
If you think there’s any conditions that will elicit sympathy for a landlord from me we’re gonna be here awhile