depechemoses

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[–] depechemoses@hexbear.net 2 points 8 hours ago

Furthermore, the existence of the man in the yellow hat implies the existence of a curious little monkey he keeps as a pet

[–] depechemoses@hexbear.net 6 points 16 hours ago

That is something I hadn't considered and will take under advisement

[–] depechemoses@hexbear.net 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Oh the players were all fine, just some of their characters objected. Some didn't! There is utility in having a cat case the joint

 

...so I made a backup character who just straight up is a cat. "You don't need to knock his plate to the floor to eat, you're a person!" UM my character sheet seems to imply otherwise?

[–] depechemoses@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Holding open auditions for The Means of Lactation's new drummer

[–] depechemoses@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

I heard she wants a ewe, maybe she's getting into sheep's milk or something

[–] depechemoses@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That looks so good

[–] depechemoses@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

I would, he might have just cut off the "wa" at the front too though

[–] depechemoses@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

They are!! They're also so much more clever than you expect them to be, we've caught dozens of abandoned ones but when we started they'd routinely trick us, there was one we were trying to get for like three hours and then as we were walking back to our cars he just popped out into the yard and watched us leave. Like bud where did you learn to be such a rascal!! We got him eventually, he's living (inside) with a new family now

[–] depechemoses@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

She is very good!!

 

The most recent picture of this litter! Unfortunately their mom was killed by a dog when they were a couple days old, kind of par for the course when you release a domestic rabbit outside. Newborn rabbits are notoriously hard to keep alive so we expected to basically give them the most comfortable final couple days we could, but miraculously they all made it!

Tl;dr they're just lil guys

[–] depechemoses@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

I see you p--

NOOOOO

[–] depechemoses@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

According to Church doctrine all you have to do is kill Jesus

[–] depechemoses@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Maybe he sold his own dirty underwear as Luigi's, so the real reason he's waru is less theft and more fraud

 
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