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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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What do you think she wants for Christmas?

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[–] depechemoses@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

I heard she wants a ewe, maybe she's getting into sheep's milk or something

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

She's into carpentry and cabinetry, so maybe some yew would be a good gift?

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago
[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Oh that's easy

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

I tried to send Mariah Carey what she said she wanted for Christmas and she filed a restraining order against me

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Well have I to give here SOMETHING!

Dis fuckin' guy

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Communist revolution. Worst case, she'll give it away the very next day

[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Get in touch with John Hinckley, he's got some cool gift ideas.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Maybe season tickets to the San Diego Padres?

If you don't get the jokeA pitcher named Yu Darvish plays for them