frogloom

joined 11 months ago
[–] frogloom@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

when you said you love her did you mean platonically or romantically

[–] frogloom@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (13 children)
[–] frogloom@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

they don't tell you this in school, but you can order a mattress from an online retailer and "return" it.

because every online mattress store is a shitty drop shipper - they don't take actually take returns, so they ask you to destroy the mattress or donate it to a charity (no charity actually accepts used mattresses). just fake some documentation saying you brought it to the dump and waluigi you have a free mattress.

real image from a real email that may or may not have gotten into my inbox somehow. that or SWIM got it in their inbox. i obviously would never do anything illegal ever.

[–] frogloom@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

make a blackberry liqueur

[–] frogloom@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

ummm everyone else literally is my lesser. i'm the best and most important person to ever exist.

but i'm not rude to service workers though, it's a little something called noblesse oblige, sweaty. a peasant like you would never understand.

[–] frogloom@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Cryptmaster which is basically a first person dungeon crawl game combined with wordle

the world honestly seems like a garbage place to live so either i'm living in squalor in the undead underground or i'm living in a fucked up capitalist theocracy

[–] frogloom@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

if i never learned to code, i wouldn't be in this predicament to begin with

[–] frogloom@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

for all intents and purposes, nothing (techbro)

ideally high school

[–] frogloom@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

since when did video embeds work??? or have they always but you have to use yewtube

[–] frogloom@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] frogloom@hexbear.net 91 points 4 months ago (12 children)

if democracy really was at stake, why are they running Biden?

[–] frogloom@hexbear.net 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

libs will read the headline and assume ruZZia is going to surrender any second now

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