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Scenes from the life of Charlemagne, Vitrail de Charlemagne [fr] at Chartres Cathedral, c. 1225

Charlemagne (Charles the Great, also known as Charles I, l. 742-814) was King of the Franks (r. 768-814), King of the Franks and Lombards (r. 774-814), and Holy Roman Emperor (r. 800-814). He is among the best-known and most influential figures of the Early Middle Ages for his military successes which united most of Western Europe, his educational and ecclesiastical reforms, and his policies which laid the foundation for the development of later European nations.

He was the son of Pepin the Short, King of the Franks (r. 751-768, first king of the Carolingian Dynasty). Charlemagne ascended to the throne at his father's death, co-ruling with his brother Carloman I (r. 768-771) until the latter's death. As sole ruler afterwards, Charlemagne rapidly expanded his kingdom, styled himself the head of the Western Church – superseding the popes of the time in power – and personally led military campaigns to Christianize Europe and subdue unrest almost continuously for the 46 years of his reign.

His death in 814 of natural causes was considered a tragedy by his contemporaries, and he was mourned throughout Europe; more so after the Viking raids began shortly after he died. He is often referred to as the Father of Modern Europe.

Early Life & Rise to Power

Charlemagne was born, probably at Aachen (in modern-day Germany) during the final years of the Merovingian Dynasty, which had ruled the region since c. 450. The Merovingian king had been steadily losing power and influence for years while the supposedly subordinate royal position of Mayor of the Palace (equivalent to a Prime Minister) had grown more powerful. By the time of King Childeric III (r. 743-751), the monarch had virtually no power and all administrative policies were being decided by Pepin the Short, Mayor of the Palace.

Pepin understood that he could not simply usurp the throne and expect to be recognized as a legitimate king and so he appealed to the papacy, asking, “Is it right that a powerless ruler should continue to bear the title of King?” (Hollister, 108). The papacy at this time was dealing with a number of problems ranging from the hostile Lombards in Northern Italy to the iconoclasm controversy with the Byzantine Empire.

The Byzantine Emperor had recently condemned any representation of Christ in churches as idolatry and ordered them removed. Further, he had tried to dictate this same policy to the pope and have it followed in Western Europe. As the scholar C. Warren Hollister phrases it, "the papacy had never been in such desperate need of a champion" when Pope Zachary (served 741-752) received Pepin's letter. He more or less instantly agreed with Pepin.

Pepin was crowned King of the Franks in 751 and, in keeping with royal precedent, named his two sons as his successors. Among his earliest acts as king, Pepin defeated the Lombards and donated a significant amount of their land to the papacy.

King Pepin died in 768 and his sons ascended to the throne. Co-rule with Carloman was far from harmonious as Charlemagne favored direct action in dealing with difficulties while his brother seems to have been less decisive. The first test of their rule was the rebellion of the province of Aquitaine, which Pepin had subdued, in 769.

Charlemagne marched on Aquitaine and defeated the rebels, also subduing neighboring Gascony, while Carloman refused to participate in any of it. In 770, Charlemagne married and then repudiated a Lombard princess, daughter of the king Desiderius (r. 756-774) to marry the teenage Hildegard (future mother of Louis the Pious, r. 814-840). Following overtures by Desiderius to Carloman to topple Charlemagne and avenge his daughter's honor, the two brothers were on a direct course to civil war when Carloman died in 771.

Military Campaigns & Expansion

As sole ruler of the Franks, Charlemagne ruled from the start by force of his personality which embodied the warrior-king ethos combined with Christian vision.

After building up his army, he launched his first campaign into Saxony in 772, beginning a long and bloody conflict known as the Saxon Wars (772-804) in an effort to root out Norse paganism in the region and establish his authority there. Leaving troops in Saxony, he turned to Italy where the Lombards were asserting themselves again. He conquered the Lombards in 774 and brought their lands into his kingdom, thereafter calling himself "King of the Franks and Lombards", and then turned back to Saxony.

Basque unrest in the Pyrenes drew Charlemagne and his army in that direction for a number of engagements including the famous Battle of Roncevaux Pass in 778 in which Charlemagne's rearguard was ambushed and massacred, including the count Roland of the Breton March.

Between 778 and 796, Charlemagne campaigned every year in the Pyrenes, Spain, and Germania winning repeated victories. In 795, he accepted the surrender of the Avars of Hungary but, refusing to trust them, attacked their stronghold (known as The Ring) and defeated them completely in 796, effectively ending them as a people. He had also defeated the Saracens of northern Spain, establishing a buffer zone called the Spanish March, and taken the island of Corsica. His kingdom now extended through the region of modern-day France, northern Spain, northern Italy, and modern-day Germany except for Saxony in the north.

Saxon Wars

Each time Charlemagne thought he had subdued the Saxons and put their struggle to rest, they rebelled again. Prior to the Saxon Wars, the region of Saxony had been on good terms with Francia and regularly interacted with them, serving as a trade conduit to Scandinavian countries. In 772, a Saxon party was said to have raided and burned a church in Deventer in frankish lands.

In retribution for the burned church, Charlemagne marched on Westphalia and destroyed the Irminsul, the sacred tree representing Yggdrasil (the Tree of Life in Norse mythology), and slaughtered a number of Saxons on his first campaign. His second, third, and the rest (totaling 18) followed the same model of destruction and massacre. In 777 a Saxon warrior-chief named Widukind led the resistance and, although an able leader, he was as helpless to seriously challenge Charlemagne's war machine as anyone else in Europe had been. He did, however, negotiate with King Sigfried of Denmark to allow Saxon refugees into his kingdom.

Finally, in 804, Charlemagne deported over 10,000 Saxons to Neustria in his kingdom and replaced them in Saxony with his own people, effectively winning the conflict but earning the enmity of the Scandinavian kings, particularly Sigfried who attacked the Frankish region of Frisia shortly afterwards.

Holy Roman Emperor

Throughout the Saxon Wars and his other campaigns, Charlemagne was acting entirely on his own initiative and paying very little attention to the papacy. None of the popes were complaining, however, because Charlemagne's various enterprises coincided with their own interests or benefited them directly. It was clear by 800, however, that Charlemagne's power exceeded that of the papacy and there was nothing anyone could do about it.

This became clear when Pope Leo III (served 795-816) was attacked by a mob in the streets of Rome and was forced to flee. The mob had been stirred up by Roman nobles who, hoping to replace Leo III with one of their own, had accused him of immorality and abusing his office. Leo went to Charlemagne for protection and, on the advice of his learned counselor, the scholar Alcuin (l. 735-804), Charlemagne agreed to accompany Leo back to Rome to clear his name, which he then did.

Charlemagne allegedly did not want to be crowned by Leo and reportedly said he would never have entered the church if he had known it would happen.

Legacy

Charlemagne ruled his empire for 14 years until his death from natural causes in 814. Loyn notes how his "force and dynamic personality were needed to create the empire and, without him, disintegrating elements quickly gained the ascendancy" (79). He had already crowned Louis the Pious as successor in 813 but he could do nothing to ensure his legacy would endure after he died.

The initial troubles for the empire, however, were due not to any backsliding or disintegrating elements but to Charlemagne's own choices regarding Saxony decades earlier. The Saxon Wars destroyed the region, killed thousands of people, and did little else except enrage the Scandinavian kings who bided their time until Charlemagne's death and then unleashed the Viking raids on Francia. During Louis' reign, between 820 and 840, the Vikings struck repeatedly at Francia. Louis did his best to fend off these attacks but found it easier to appease the Norse through land grants and negotiations.

When Louis died in 840, the empire was divided among his three sons who fought each other for supremacy. Their conflict was concluded by the Treaty of Verdun of 843 which divided the empire between Louis I's sons. Louis the German (r. 843-876) received East Francia, Lothair (r. 843-855) took Middle Francia, and Charles the Bald (r. 843-877) would rule West Francia.

Although Charlemagne himself was never affected by the church's absurd Donation of Constantine fraud, his descendants were not as strong, and the later Carolingian Dynasty would suffer accordingly as the popes asserted their supposed political authority.

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[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

new agitprop just dropped: DENY/DEFEND/DEPOSE

the more I read about this CEO shooting the more in awe I am at this absolute gigachad of an assassin, holy shit

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[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] PurrLure@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Alright, which one of us touched grass today?

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[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

What if they did like an advent calendar and every day a different ceo got gunned down

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The saddest thing about it being a new day is an insurance ceo is probably not gonna get shot today deeper-sadness

[–] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

almost posted something spicy but instead im just gonna say feel like shit just want fred-hampton back

[–] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

legit one of the coolest and bravest to ever do it, watching clips of old speeches and it's making me cry, fuck the pigs and fuck capitalism and fuck white supremacy, eternal death to america and everything this foul beast of a nation stands for

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

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[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

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[–] PurrLure@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

The virgin 50 page incel manifesto vs the chad engraved bullets

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

Put my life savings in nothing ever happens after the Korean coup happened then someone decided to hop on a bike I’m ruined oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

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[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That CEO getting bodied quite literally brought tears of joy to my eyes as I thought about it this morning after my personal experience dealing with UnitedHealthcare.

Oh, it feels so good to get news about someone getting shot in the street who actually deserves it for once.

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[–] FactuallyUnscrupulou@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The shooter is probably safe at home and got some good rest. Just imagine how cool it would be to vanquish a fucking villain and chill the next day enjoying breakfast. Eating a bagel while the escape replays through your mind has to be the best feeling in the world.

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

im choosing to believe he's already hard at work planning the demise of the CEOs of Aetna, Anthem, Blue Cross Blue Shield, etc

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[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol Hawk tuah girl did a crypto rugpull. Becoming a meme seems to be like winning the lottery nowadays. A big opportunity to make lots of money as well as a big opportunity to have a hard crash when the 15 minutes are up.

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

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[–] blipblip@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Some asshole just did donuts in front of my apartment building for literally 10 minutes straight, sir it's a Wednesday why are you partying so hard, and your tires are certainly fucked now

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe it was one of those burnout gender reveals

[–] buh@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Went to look up the United healthcare board of directors and it’s giving 404 page not found lol

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[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

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[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Since I read Bullshit Jobs I'm seeing them just everywhere.

Like yes this post is funny and fucked but what stands out to me is that there's someone whose job it was to think this up, draft this email and then I assume follow up. Like how are you not embarrassed that this is just your job.

As someone whose job is <2% bullshit it's honestly something I hadn't given much thought to before.

Anyways it's a good book. Much better than I was expecting.

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[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine, if you will, a thread. Now make it mega

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Consider if you will, a website where its users are encouraged to post. Now imagine that every few days, that website makes a thread for its users also to post.

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

I'm having a GREAT day, woke up to great news and I'll be pouring one out (pissing) for the dead ceo's everywhere (I will drink a healthy amount of water today), and I'm gonna smash through the most weight I've done on bench and squat yet (3x5 of 77.5 kg and 120 kg respectively).

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

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It was fun to invite him in though!

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Your entire kitty situation is just the cutest. Reminds me of when I lived on a farm for a bit and there were just like a glob of like 5 generations of cat and they were more of a phenomenon than individual actors, a recurring event wr just called The Cats. They were all having a great time but we ran out of names and eventually had Grey Cat and Grey Cat 2 and a Tolkien style geneology.

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[–] Darthsenio_Mall@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

The feeling of coming together with friends and family about how much it freaking rules that a healthcare CEO got assassinated is 2024 christmas cheer.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It’s wild to me that annoying “ People on twitter will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a Walmart" and then not firebomb a Walmart” tweet happened after the George Floyd protests.

[–] blame@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Because nobody firebombed a Walmart, they firebombed a Target. very-intelligent

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[–] PurrLure@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Checking out the new section of Hexbear every couple of hours and pogfacing when the guy hasn't been caught yet. lets-fucking-go

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If they catch the guy would motive even be admissible in court for that case? I mean half the country has a motive in that case.

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hopefully the CEO killer doesn’t get caught because I don’t want to find out he had the most insane and incomprehensible reasons for doing it. Like this is America so good odds he blamed the guy for rising DoorDash fees.

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[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

A point was made for me today: All the people (in my life) who joked about the Trump attempted assassination/wished it would’ve succeeded are clutching pearls and/or uncomfortable about today’s event

I’m deeply curious of the why though. Does Trump just evoke a different kind of rage in most people? Would it seem more consequential than an ostensibly isolated incident? Fuck if I know

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[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

This askreddit thread about the healthcare CEO murder has a surprising amount of class consciousness in it. Unusually good for reddit-logo

To quote an important historical figure, "Let every dirty, lousy tramp arm himself with a revolver or a knife, and lay in wait on the steps of the palaces of the rich and stab or shoot the owners as they come out. Let us kill them without mercy, and let it be a war of extermination. " - Lucy Parsons, former slave, anarchist, and widow of Haymarket martyr Albert Parsons who died for the 8 hour day

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Everybody tends to forget that unions were the alternative to dragging these fuckers out of their homes and beating them to death in their front yards

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wtf these sound like hexbear comments sicko-yes yes-hahaha-yes-l

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[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

if he gets away with it, he's pretty much given all future would be adventurists a proven list of best practices to work with:

  1. wait until the target has to appear in public at a location disclosed ahead of time

  2. buy a one-way flight from that city to a non-extradition country

  3. use a suppressor and subsonic ammunition and practice with it enough beforehand to get comfortable with having to re-rack/unjam the weapon

  4. camp out ahead of aforementioned public location with an e-bike you bought in cash and a backpack full of a change of clothes, making sure to wear a balaclava and sunglasses if possible

  5. pow-pow, ideally using the mozambique method

  6. ride the e-bike to a highly trafficked area with public restrooms

  7. change clothes

  8. take public transit to the airport

disclaimer: liz-society we disavow

Death to America

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[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Just sharing a happy memory I thought of

When I was a kid I had an exchange student who'd let me use their phone to type random stuff in mandarin and then they'd translate it for me and we'd laugh at silly it was comfy

[–] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I put 29 dollars into bitcoin a couple days ago. And it went up to 32 dollars today. So I took 3 dollars out of it and bought 2 pints of malt liquor. Am I doing this finance thing right?

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[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I think that, to me, the truest example of "redditor behavior" is when a redditor replies to someone in a condescending and contradictory tone with a comment that actually agrees with what the original comment was saying in the first place.

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[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Remember the DC sniper? How it turned into a months long thing where they couldn’t catch the guy, and he kept committing more and more crimes, evading authorities and spreading a climate of fear amongst his potential targets?

Anyway don’t know why I’ve been thinking about that all day…

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

BREAKING: Drake paid the hitman so that “not like us” dropped down to second most popular public slaying of the year

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

libbing-out matt nerd people who piss sitting down

ppb-gigachad rizz lady-doge individuals whomst shit standing up

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[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Things are too quiet at this time of day which is how I know most of you are from America. Its also how I know at least one bureaucrat probably isn't since they just started posting and its like 1 AM. Things were popping off earlier today with the CEO thing, wake up and give me more slop.

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

judging The Discourse^TM^, there will be a treatlerite Emmett Till incident within the year internet-delenda-est

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

hello fellow womxn don’t you hate it when you app-summon your treatslave and it turns out instead of a noble Aryan wombyn treatshepherd it’s a filthy fucking BROWN man? I’m so scared. what if he’s a fucking ILLEGAL. what if his violence genes kick in and he does a violence to me specifically, a stranger who he will interact with for five seconds, being the 50th house he has delivered to today. Every time it happens I immediately call ICE so they can be summarily executed. No I will not check the ‘leave it at your door’ box and I will not pick up the treats myself because I have to look the gig workers in the eye so they know they are lesser sore-loser

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[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

The shooter wrote DENY DEFEND DEPOSE on his bullet casings.

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

the decades start coming and they dont stop coming

the last few weeks have been wild. francis fukuyama is the biggest loser of the 20th century, maybe ever

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