gasgiant

Yes yes they are. Don't need to look past the sequel trilogy films. Which are essentially:

A happy days reunion special.

Running from set piece to set piece with a mess of a plot

Fuck it let's just bring Palptine back to make it look like we had some grand plan.

Ah nice to see Red Bull continuing their tradition of managing their drivers in the shitiest ways.

Yeah but does anyone call them that? I'd still call that kind of fine cut a paper cut.

Never heard anyone say "ow I've got a cardboard cut"

Great news. Keeps all the southern wankers from coming up to the lake district and complaining that it's wet there.....

Are the cuts from packaging different then?

Never heard of cardboard cuts.....

Wow more of the bojo "I would have got things done but the system stopped me" bollocks.

Would easily have been the worst post WW2 prime minister but was beaten by the car crash that was Liz Truss

That's a shame. Although living in that van all those years probably didn't help.

Hasn't every supermarket always done this?

Next they'll get round to the large special offer price labels that coincidentally cover the price per gram/liter. Strangely enough when you move them and look at that price often other sizes nearby are actually better value. Wonder how that happens... 🤔

I'm trying to coin the phrase distopia.

To make it clear we're talking about this dystopia we're living in now.

I'm also open to it meaning a world where everyone's disses are completely on point.

Yep nice but of classic projection.

Mine keeps telling me, angrily, how angry I am. Yet I want absolutely zero to do with her and avoid her at all cost.

There's a word missing. Should read "each sober person would have to fight off over 3 million penguins".

It's quite an achievement to be a drug taking dickhead for nearly 40 years!