It's Never Cloudy in Philadelphia.

To collect the space dust, we need a Dyson vacuum.

When did this happen???

I just read the "Christmas Message" from our CEO, I will paraphrase, "thanks God for sending your son Jesus to save us!" Wish I could quit.

Also you said tit Ook OOk OOK HOOHOO HAHOO!

And the worse my eyes get, the more fun reading becomes!

Couldn't we just build a wall around him? Serves the same purpose, right?

Lifetime confirmed bachelorettes.

Me so glad they tried!

I remember back in twenty-dickety-two when the Nazis took my circle-made-with-forefinger-and-thumb hand sign. They tried to take my milk, too, but I chased 'em of my property.

Who says that the person you replied to named themselves after that Jesus?