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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why can't you be angry and horny?

[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Exactly my thought! Why not both!?

[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So like, is Ween not on here because they're off the charts horny?

[–] Manmoth@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

Ween is on the Z axis

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 92 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Smashing pumpkins in the happy half???

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The problem is they put horny and angry at opposite ends but NIN are both horny and angry.

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[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah, seems a bit misplaced. They were always a fairly bleak and moody band... and it only got darker when Billy Corgan started losing his hair, bought a synthesizer, and entered his Nosferatu era.

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[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Great chart. RHCP is so much hornier than Weezer though.

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

RHCP are mostly just horny for California.

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

While there's a lot of disagreement on where bands belong, I think Rage Against the Machine as the pinnacle of Angry Music is one we can all agree with.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago

Yeah, especially printers. Fuck printers.

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wouldn't Deftones be in the horny section?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is exactly the kind of discussion I’d like on this post.

[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Deftones are VERY horny

This is what I came here to ask, I specifically was looking for Deftones in the horny section and when I didn't see it I assumed Deftones was excluded.

Imagine my surprise when it's all the way on the angry side.

All the songs are Chino moaning into the mic, make it make sense.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I’m assuming every ska band is so far off the left edge we can’t see them.

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If your band has a brass section, jump immediately to horny.

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[–] thomcat@midwest.social 12 points 1 week ago

If it was just a little but longer we could

PICKITUP PICKITUP PICKITUP

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[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Someone has never listened to No Doubt or NIN.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Also Morphine, Offspring, Tool, and Veruca Tools, Blink 182 is way more happy and horny than Sublime. Weezer belongs where the Flaming Lips are and RHCP is hornier than both of them.

This chart is awful.

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So you can’t be Angry and Horny?!?!

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

can't be angry and horny at the same time, that's discriminatory to incel music /s

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Angry & horny = Limp Bizkit

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[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (6 children)

The amount of comments saying "ANGRY AND HORNY IS A THING!" has me a little worried about y'all.

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

You've never had angry sex?

[–] chandlerbung@lemmy.cafe 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, I sleep in a race car bed alone.

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Is there a way to put NIN into both extremes of Angry and Horny?

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Uh, they put sublime under happy because it's Ska-like. I don't think whoever made this chart ever listened to any of the words.

What I got is arguably their happiest song, and it's painfully obvious it's a depressed person reminding himself that life can be enjoyed, is worth living, even when everything is shit.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Yea Id put them a lot closer to angry. Id still slant them a little towards happy because of the sound.

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[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This otherwise insightful chart suffers from the lack of NOFX.

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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Angry vs horny as a single axis....

NIN seems to have an angry tone. March of pigs, wish, hand that feeds, head like a hole. There is one sad balad as a cover. There is one horny lyric song, that also happens to be on the happier than sad side.

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[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

OMG. I'm not the only who hasn't forgotten about Eels.

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[–] MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

NIN should be all over the place.

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No Ween?? No Mr. Bungle???

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're on their own chart that's just variations of "Weird".

It's my favorite chart.

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[–] meliante@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

This must be a joke

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago

There needs to be an Optimistic <---> Bleak axis too

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Sublime should definitely be more towards center, unless you've never even tried to listen to the lyrics.

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

90s NIN was very angry... then Trent went weird.

[–] Sektor@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Foo Fighers in the eye of blandness.

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[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 11 points 1 week ago

Deftones are way hornier than that, most of their songs are about fucking

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