Thank christ.
goldteeth
joined 2 years ago
Hey, he's not wrong, I can think of a couple old fossils I'd like to see experience internal combustion if you know what I mean.
and then the doctor says "I can't operate on this wizard... he's my son!!"
"Sometimes, late at night, when I can't sleep, and it's just me, alone with my thoughts... I just... I can't help but feel... I should've called it Pear."
He died as he lived, trying to beat PC with Apple.
Then he'll be more than prepared to collaborate with a president that claimed there was no Covid pandemic, won't he.
Finally some good fucking food.
Well I ain't playing along.
At least they're taking credit for something that actually happened this time, I guess.
"If these devices were, as previously believed, implements in some sort of ancient 'throwing game', I can only assume this to be the result of a misguided attempt to play the sport on horseback or, heaven forbid, to teach the horse to play the game itself. Truly, our ancestors were a primitive people."
Horseshoes would probably be pretty confusing, actually. Figuring out sans context that this weird metal crescent was supposed to be nailed onto an animal's hoof would be a feat on its own, but add on people hanging them up as decoration out of superstition or just, like, throwing them, especially in places where there aren't any damn horses, that's really gonna muddy the waters.
Fine, you take it off the shelves and I'll just torrent it. Nobody should be able to stop me from doing that as long as I don't seed it, right Meta?