gramxi

joined 2 years ago
[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

I have a single friend in this world and it is a tapeworm named Bordiga that I met after ingesting spoiled borscht on 9/11 in the ruins of building 7

Once upon a time, I put that in my dating profile and got messaged about it which turned into a coffee date. Didn't lead to anything, but the coffee was great!

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

the 9/11 borscht tapeworm bit legitimately got me a date once

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

ty capitalism for reclaimed chicken sludge. Communism would never.

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

the admin is incredibly reddit-brained and got clowned on here

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

imagine using a GUI

real goo goo ga ga vibes

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

trick question - the answer is no dynasty

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

that's where those Korean soldiers came from

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

my library blocks hexbear and ml but not lemmygrad stalin-approval

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

calling the sun Heatler from now on

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can visualize her taking sips of wine between each paragraph

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

you know, that's exactly what I imagined

on another note, kinda sad to find out emizeko hasn't been active in months sadness

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