Wife taught our dog to crawl.

She was trying to teach the dog to lay down and stay while she backed away with the treat. Our dog figured that if she kept her belly on the floor and crawled over to the treat it should be fine...

So my wife said "Good crawl!", and kept working on it with the dog. Now the dog crawls on command.

Useful for exposing PII, sure

That is NOT how you vertical mount.

Yes but why is it wet?

"What hairstyle would you like?"

Bucket.

WAP...

That isn't normal. But being raised in the south where you are expected to be the gender you were born with, and then having to suppress your true feelings, leads to associating those feelings with "sick pervert" actions.

This is what happens when people are forced to repress themselves in order to fit in with what society says is acceptable.

What they want becomes bad but they still fantasize about it. So the fantasy's become twisted and perverse. If this person was allowed to be who they wanted to be they may not have gone down such a dark path. It really just makes me sad to see things like this.

It's called booing.

Boy howdy, you sure are committed to your idiot perspective aren't you?

You mean the "pay me tons of money to do all the crappy things and then be run out of the job while counting my stacks" type of job?

Psychotic masochist?