[-] hogunner@lemmy.world 121 points 8 months ago

Hold on, nobody tell me; I’m going to use my psychic gifts to ascertain the political leanings of this election interfering clerk.

Mmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmm…it’s coming to me….I'm starting to see it more clearly….it starts with an…..”R”? Yes….its “Repopulate”? Wait, no it’s “Republican”. It says the clerk who manipulated votes is a Republican.

I’m sure you’re all as surprised as me at this crazy turn of events.

[-] hogunner@lemmy.world 84 points 8 months ago

Oh look at Trumph pretending to give a shit about his offspring when we all know he’s going to pretend he hardly knows them the second they flip on him.

[-] hogunner@lemmy.world 119 points 8 months ago

I’m going to go ahead and assume the one person on X that you can’t call is old Muck himself. Wonder why?

Then again, X is such a shit show and Elon is so incapable of thinking two steps ahead of his feet that maybe you can call him lol

[-] hogunner@lemmy.world 75 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

“Money or securities or whatever.”

Spoken like a true genius. /s

Keep burning your money, Elon; I can’t wait until you’re poor enough that no one gives a fuck what your latest horrible hot take or idea was. You won’t be missed.

[-] hogunner@lemmy.world 124 points 8 months ago

“Unusual bug” is a polite way of describing Elon.

[-] hogunner@lemmy.world 78 points 8 months ago

“…But investigating my frauding will affect my ability to continue profiting off my fraud.”

-Elon probably

[-] hogunner@lemmy.world 98 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I never knew that such a large portion of our population was so far below what I would have thought was the average intelligence until I heard they thought this man was smart. This guy is an idiot and that scares me to think what that means about his cult members’ intelligence levels.

No one dumb enough to think this guy is smart should be trusted with any adult responsibilities; not gun ownership, not voting and definitely not reproducing.

[-] hogunner@lemmy.world 94 points 8 months ago

Still trying to pin this on the Democrats, I see.

The GOP shot themselves in the foot and are complaining that the Democrats didn’t dive in front of the bullet.

[-] hogunner@lemmy.world 73 points 8 months ago

Gosh, I’m so torn about which side to believe. /s

[-] hogunner@lemmy.world 71 points 10 months ago

It better involve real jail time; that slimeball is the worst kind of conman.

[-] hogunner@lemmy.world 122 points 10 months ago

Nice to get some high level confirmation but this doesn’t come as a surprise to anyone who’s been paying close attention to Ghouliani for the last 10-20 years. Dude has always been corrupt and doing the bidding of one mobster or another.

[-] hogunner@lemmy.world 101 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Underpaid employees: Corporations are going to fix this problem they created by paying employees their share of record profits?

Corporations: No, not like that!

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