To this day I don't know how to read Tweets in the right order. I always feel like I'm reading a Carnac joke.

I was curious about the "Philly cream cheese" campaign example they mentioned. I assume it's this post.

The top reply is trolling them, which is awesome. So much for increased engagement.

But even funnier is the next top reply, which seems sincere. But when you look at the user profile, almost all of u/sunshinedogger's comments in the last year are on sponsored posts. So even the positive engagement is manufactured?

Who would have thought, consumers and investors have competing interests.

If they configure them face to face, they could probably build one machine that jerks off two donors at the same time, on the upstroke and downstroke.

He assumes an average monthly rental cost of $1354, and 3% rent increase annually. I have lived in apartments where they increased the rent 10% one year and 15% the next.

Even putting that aside, ok, by the time you're dead, say it works out to the same amount spent. But as an owner, you've now invested in a generational asset. Renting now means your kids and theirs will also likely rent.

Gtfo.

I can also ask basic, repetitive questions framed exactly to my use case without getting yelled at that the question has been asked and answered before.

Especially now that many vendors are passing on the processing fee, it's not even a free/subsidized service for customers anymore.

I don't understand. I was told in no uncertain terms from many news outlets that "Reddit won."

Hey! Don't threaten people! Don't hurt anyone! Just move to Godot. That's it. Abandon ship, peacefully. These people care more about money than employee lives anyway.

By the time he gets out, he'll be That 70's Guy.