m4xie

joined 2 years ago
[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I dislocated my knee cap skiing, it was very sore if I moved it at all. Being dragged down the mountain on a sled got quite painful at points.

But then picking the boot off before I got in the ambulance was the worst part. Even worse than them pushing the knee cap back in.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

It's a new separate nose in a random place on your body.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

Did she drive herself home in that state?

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I'm on my back deck smoking. It's very bright

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 month ago (4 children)

My wife did this to me when Baulder's Gate III came out.

We're polyamorous. I've never been jealous of another partner, but that game...

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Having a kid to "save the marriage".

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not an ancient Roman, I see.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Middle by Jesse Welles and Beat the Champ and Goths by The Mountain Goats.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

It was a guy with totally different eyebrows.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Only what was on the biology national exam spec. Lots of hormone cycles of FSH and lutenising hormone, literally nothing outside the cervix.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They better call it off, then!

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