The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words "hoodoo moogoo"
this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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You got a sore throat all the time so it really hurts to say it
But you have a severe gambling addiction
I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.
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Real life Ctrl+Z
Everyone within 100 meters feels an urge to look in your direction as soon as you think about using your power.
you can only undo one millisecond at a time
But it's an Apple keyboard.
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The entire superman set, minus kryptonite
Then you're just a normal alien. The idea behind the kryptonite is that it weighs you down your whole life living on planet krypton -- when you finally are free of it, you're superpowered. Without kryptonite, there's no superman.
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I can play the kazoo really well, like Hendrix level kazoo playing.
You look and sound like the 'you on kazoo' kid for the rest of your life. Even at 80 years old, everyone thinks you're a 9 year old.
There was a cowboy bebop episode kinda like this. Sympathy for the devil I think
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Idk friends, I'm tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.
You get perfectly controllable, exact, and safe teleportation, even if you’ve never been to the place you want to teleport to, you can also teleport others with you, but you start menstruating really bad every time, doesn’t matter if you have the usual equipment. No matter who you are, and it also applies to anyone teleporting with you, you will find yourself in the middle of intense menstruation.
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