monk

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[–] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info 6 points 7 months ago

Apple doesn't roll it out to EU out of spite for EU regulators slowly regulating their toy into a smartphone. They view it as punishment, imagine that?

[–] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info 1 points 7 months ago

Yuck. Clean your lens.

[–] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info 0 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Electronic voting works wonders. All you need to sacrifice is anonymity.

[–] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info 16 points 7 months ago

No, you got it all wrong, make Israel feel welcome everywhere but there (provided they don't have a problem with the applicable immigration forms, ofc).

[–] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info -4 points 7 months ago

What have you tried?

[–] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info 24 points 7 months ago

Capitalism is a source of so many problems, yet somehow you singed and missed.

[–] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It was invented by fleshy humans to sell even bigger phones to people with the same hand size. It doesn't make it biological because "fleshy", at best it's economical and anatomical.

[–] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info -2 points 7 months ago (3 children)

No True Scotsman much? The folding mechanism of my phone is not political.

[–] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info -3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You forgot to say what you came to say.

The only question I see is "would US people vote for people not affiliated with the two football teams masquerading for political parties if said mockeries of a word 'party' ceased to exist?", and the answer to that is a resounding obvious "yes".

[–] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info 4 points 7 months ago

We are a stupid neural network trained to detect fertile partners of a specific sex. Ever wondered why so many girls try to oversaturate, say, their naturally ever so slightly brighter lip color? Everything mass beauty industry does is taking male/female characteristics and dialing them up to eleven.

All to make our mating radar detect the gender from as many yards away as possible.

Being animals sucks. =/

[–] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info 2 points 7 months ago

What are you smoking? Vowels clustering on one hand is a hallmark telltale sign of a decent layout because of hand alternation, a doubtlessly desired property because, you know, vowels and consonants alternate!

[–] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info 1 points 7 months ago

If it needs a server to talk to others, that's already bad. If it needs a server, but it can be my server, it's palatable. That's all the criteria you need.

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