[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

My wife has a dress with pockets and she didn't notice that for months because she didn't think to look for them and they weren't obvious. Same with a nightie. As someone who wears cargo pants, I was amused at her excitement.

[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

"Oops! That page doesn’t exist or is private."

[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Biden should have a toy shark on his podium during the debates.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by morriscox@lemmy.world to c/summit@lemmy.world

I should have mentioned this months ago. When I tap on the Save icon on a post or comment, I get a notification that the post or comment has been saved yet the Save icon doesn't change. Same if I tap to unsave.

[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago

https://thehardtimes.net/about/

Satire, for those who didn't catch on.

[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Sunderman should have kicked them out for lying, not out of "concern" for the potential behavior of boys. As soon as he made that claim he went into the wrong. If the boys can't behave properly then kick them out. It's like how a gal shouldn't have to worry about being raped because of what she is or isn't wearing or doing or not doing. We're telling females what to do or not to do and not males what to do or not do.

[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

Well, there's going a lot of credibility going poof.

[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Can the driver be arrested for trespassing?

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submitted 6 months ago by morriscox@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Are ExplainXKCD links like https://explainxkcd.com/2869 okay here?

[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago

I used to be like this. I would also accidentally make sexual innuendos, some of which were never explained to me.

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by morriscox@lemmy.world to c/humor@lemmy.world

Too bad talking heads don't embody the spirit of seeing eye to eye and hearing what people have to say, no matter the footing that they are on. They should grow a spine and put their foot down and reach out and give people a hand and not toe the line. The nerve. Figures. So stiff-necked. They keep shooting from the lip, though that is better than shooting from the hip. There's a knee for decent news and we shouldn't have to shoulder the load of verifying everything when getting a leg up on things. Just getting to the heart of the matter. No, it's not a knee jerk reaction and I am not trying to mouth off and get anyone's hair in a dander. No need to elbow me in the ribs, though I suspect tongues will be wagging and someone will try to strong arm me into taking the meat out of the body of this post. Hopefully I have your ear in this matter. Hats off to everyone who gets what is humorous in this. Time to head out and go roll some bones. A thumbs up to those able to stand on their own two feet. This is nothing to lose your head over.

[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

I got bullied in the locker room and used a padlock to try to defend myself. I got in trouble for using a "weapon" and had to apologize to my attackers.

[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

What's to keep someone from using a botnet to install tens or hundreds of thousands of installations?

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submitted 10 months ago by morriscox@lemmy.world to c/liftoff@lemmy.world

Screenshot of error screen in Liftoff.

The error message is: Null check operator used on a null value

[-] morriscox@lemmy.world 57 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Why does it seem like any issue with Windows is met by "INSTALL LINUX!!!!". If the check engine light on my car comes on I am not going to buy a truck.

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