mvilain

joined 1 year ago
[–] mvilain@fedia.io 13 points 2 days ago

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because they didn't have chickens back then.

[–] mvilain@fedia.io 36 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I'd love for some enterprising IRS auditor to find out what churches she appeared in, then send each of them an audit notice letter. They've lost their IRS tax exemption.

[–] mvilain@fedia.io 10 points 6 days ago

Old Chemists never die. We just fail to react.

[–] mvilain@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago

Tried to unsubscribe at start of the year when they added commercials to Prime Videos. Wouldn't let me cancel. I could set my subscription to NOT RENEW but I could not cancel it and get a pro-rated refund. So I'll keep it until December with it constantly reminding me how much I save on postage with Prime. Won't really change my usage patterns. I'll just group my purchases until shipping is free. No more 50lbs of cat litter drop shipped overnight for $2.50.

[–] mvilain@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Is it my imagination or are these dim-witted assassins getting easier to catch. Trump didn't even get to bandage his ear this time.

[–] mvilain@fedia.io 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wonder if the owner is booking a flight to a non-extraditable country or if he's going to go private.

[–] mvilain@fedia.io 32 points 2 months ago

I predict the deceased's executor will have to sue Wells Fargo for their last paycheck. They'll claim they were working the full 4 days since they were found. And entitled to overtime since they're hourly rather than salaried.

[–] mvilain@fedia.io 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Next: the EU

[–] mvilain@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago

Now if it was crunchy peanut butter, I woulda accused the guy of being a pervert.

[–] mvilain@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They didn't even mention BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER. Millennials have no sense of tradition.

[–] mvilain@fedia.io 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In LA's Silver Lake, there used to be a gay bar that had a mirror above the trough urinal so you could look at anyone's dick while they were peeing. That's either your greatest fear or your greatest fantasy.

[–] mvilain@fedia.io 9 points 4 months ago

Someone should suggest Clarence play a game of solitare. If the Chinese can Manchurian someone, I'm sure Putin's got something similar.

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