Fuck you, the printer demon demands more magenta.

Cosmology you put enough mass in a small enough area it becomes a singularity.

Quantum mechanics information can't be destroyed to an unrecoverable state so singularities are impossible.

Good I was worried they were going to say hooking a truck up to a car is acceptable. We all know that is unnatural and against God's plan.

I hope they weren't in California, that stuff causes cancer in California.

Well the gold standard had to be abandoned when most of Europe switched to backing up their money with the value of US dollars after WW2, and then France wanted to exchange all the US cash they could get their hands on for gold so the US had to then ship all that gold to France and after that the fear was more countries would do the same thing.

It has to be at a 45° angle with red sharpie for the magic to work properly

The center of an active volcano sometime before November

What if all the failed Hitler assignations were time travelers showing up and messing everything up, and the one person that was successful made it look like suicide.

As long as that world doesn't have any damn sand

My favorite part is when New Folder made a cameo in New Folder (3)

To shreads you say?

You know when you are screwing in a blub without turning off the switch how the blub will blink a few times while you are screwing it in? Most electronic don't like that.