orphiebaby

joined 6 months ago
[–] orphiebaby@lemmy.cafe 0 points 3 months ago

Those millions of illegals sure are forming companies that buy up all the houses and sell or rent them at 10x the price

[–] orphiebaby@lemmy.cafe 1 points 5 months ago

There was a lot of general child-hate on that sub. If people are going to have a community here posting when kids doing weird or silly things, let's not name it something that will attract toxic garbage

[–] orphiebaby@lemmy.cafe 2 points 5 months ago

Mmm, tasty god

[–] orphiebaby@lemmy.cafe 1 points 5 months ago

It'll win when it has the desktop market share that Windows or (or Mac) does.

[–] orphiebaby@lemmy.cafe 2 points 5 months ago

God dammit, I watched that movie for the first time like a month ago (my housemates wanted to watch it with me) and since then I'm (apparently) suddenly seeing references for the first time

[–] orphiebaby@lemmy.cafe 2 points 5 months ago

I don't think porking my throat will help.

[–] orphiebaby@lemmy.cafe 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Samsung has always been garbage, and they've tricked you into thinking they're premium just like Apple does. My $2000 Samsung TV from 2016 suddenly had serious light bleed at the 2-year mark. Turns out on the forums, lots of people complained about that model having light bleed at the two-year mark. The support forums morons refused to do refunds. My Samsung remote stopped working properly until I reinsert the batteries. Samsung folding phones break from folding, Samsung batteries explode, Samsung products are cheap garbage made to break that try to sell you on a single "cutting edge" feature. Samsung is planned obsolescence. Don't buy Samsung.

[–] orphiebaby@lemmy.cafe 2 points 5 months ago

I was gonna bring this one up if no one else did.

[–] orphiebaby@lemmy.cafe 4 points 5 months ago
  1. This is why I say "10" is not a number, it just means one big group and zero remainder.
  2. I am a huuuuge proponent of dozenal (base-12)
[–] orphiebaby@lemmy.cafe 1 points 5 months ago

Sarcasm it is then. And a good comment, though I wish I knew it was sarcasm from the start :P

[–] orphiebaby@lemmy.cafe 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You are hilarious. A true stereotype of your kind. Keep giving us the good laughs, buddy.

[–] orphiebaby@lemmy.cafe 1 points 5 months ago
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