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[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 300 points 5 months ago (5 children)

There are also only two different animals: elephants and non-elephants.

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 132 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

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[–] casmael@lemm.ee 70 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I think you are mistaken actually the different types of animal are frogs and not frogs

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 63 points 5 months ago (5 children)

There are bullfrogs and elephant bulls, so we can conclude that {🐸}∩{🐘}⊂{🐂}

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[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 48 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Your both wrong there are crabs and then there are crabs 🦀🦀🦀🦀

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 JAGEX SERVERS ARE POWERLESS AGAINST AUTH DELAY 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

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[–] erie09@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Are these elephants in the room right now?

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[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You either are crabs or have crabs

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[–] justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Technically the existance of non-binaries also makes the binaries no longer binaries (due to increased optionality), so it would be fair to say everyone is non-binary

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[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 74 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 69 points 5 months ago (6 children)

There are only 2 numbers

  • 0/1
  • all the other numbers
[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 27 points 5 months ago (10 children)

All the other numbers can be written wit 0/1

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[–] stanleytweedle@lemmy.world 64 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Feel like there's a Set Theory issue with this but I barely understand what little I can remember about it.

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Does the gender of all non-self-containing genders contain itself? This is the fundamental question of gender theory.

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[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Whatever, just wash your hands.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And don't talk to me. I'd rather be surrounded by twelve "women" (i.e. trans men) in the men's room (or even just women) than one cis guy who insists on having a conversation with me.

I'm not there to make friends.

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Never understood this. Standing at a urinal and someone walks up and starts talking to me, like no dude shut up

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[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 47 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The two genders: Binary and Non-binary.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

There are non-binary people who still believe genders can suit others, and even be played with as forms of role play ...and there are also examples of null states, such as nullos and asexuals...

...so non-binary doesn't necessarily make a new binary if they still believe gender is fine for others, or as a role play.

A better way to think about it might be as a gender spectrum or quadratic continuum of varied characteristics and overlapping body forms and sexual preferences/behaviour.

...queer.

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 42 points 5 months ago (3 children)

What if I’m naan binary (preferably garlic)?

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[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (5 children)

If there already exists "a binary" then that says there are 2 states. "Non-binary" only means there are not-two-states. This could be unary (there is one kind of thing), trinary (there are now 3 things, the old 2 and new, secret 3rd thing), or really any n-ary set of n distinctly numbered things, so long as there aren't only exactly 2 of them.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 41 points 5 months ago (5 children)

“Non-binary” only means there are not-two-states.

The state of having two states and the state of not-having-two-states is itself a two-state solution.

Unfortunately, once you rule out non-binary as a third state, you collapse back into the original binary state. Thus, non-binary exists as a quantum superposition between states, as we fluctuate between whether or not being non-binary is politically correct.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (5 children)

But can a two-state solution really work?

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[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I want to upvote the OP for presenting an interesting discussion but downvote them for being wrong. This presents a case for a non-binary voting option.

A singular like button would still only express one portion of my sentiment. A third option could be many things, none are sufficient: a none or 0 or neutral option is effectively not voting, a sideways arrow or maybe state, or mixed state would express indecision or indeterminism rather than mixed feelings.

Therefore, I propose that a second positive-negative axis is required. The addition of these "sideways" arrows allow expressing 2 kinds of sentiment: towards the post content, and towards the poster themselves. I will not specify whether left or right is positive nor will i clarify which axis (x or y) corresponds to which kind of sentiment. I'm sure this undefined behavior will cause no problems.

Here is your composite vote in the new system: ↖️

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[–] postmanbrown@lemmings.world 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice"

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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 27 points 5 months ago (5 children)
[–] S0UPernova@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 5 months ago

Nono you misunderstand. It's not "non-binary".

I'm calling myself enby, which is short for ein bisschen gay.

[–] veneficium@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the: everything is either a duck or not a duck

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You'd think so, and yet...

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Platypussoe ruin SO many assumptions, such as

  • mammals don't lay eggs
  • mammals aren't venomous
  • mammals don't have beaks/bills
  • beavers can't interbreed with ducks
  • a deity created the world and deities don't get drunk
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[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago
[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (8 children)

One day aliens are going to meet us and wonder what happened in our evolution that made us biased towards seeing every noun in groups of two, except for rules of nouns which are in groups of three.

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[–] Resol@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (15 children)

Genders in the Dutch language: common and neuter

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[–] moon@lemmy.cafe 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] amio@kbin.social 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"Troll logic" is one of my favorite memes.

Exactly like being hit by lightning at any instant has a 50% risk because either it happens or it doesn't.

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[–] VantaBrandon@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

My pronouns are infinite/recursion

[–] Lotarion@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

That'd effectively be a nested binary system

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