ouRKaoS

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[–] ouRKaoS 33 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

There's your first mistake, you wake up in the morning.

If you don't wake up until afternoon or evening, there's less time to make bad decisions in.

[–] ouRKaoS 9 points 2 weeks ago

According to my credentials (I'm pretty good at Dr. Mario), I believe I'm qualified to perform this surgery. With a sledgehammer.

[–] ouRKaoS 0 points 2 weeks ago

The Bluest Skyy

[–] ouRKaoS 2 points 2 weeks ago

Captain N was so weird when you think about it as an adult: Isekai of the week, done as a commercial for video games.

It worked, though, and I loved it too!

[–] ouRKaoS 27 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

No, that's organism. It's actually a play by Shakespeare.

[–] ouRKaoS 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I would also accept Pro Action Replay

[–] ouRKaoS 2 points 2 weeks ago

If I look hard enough, I could probably find my "original" flea market bootleg cassette of this album...

[–] ouRKaoS 3 points 2 weeks ago

🕹️ Retro Game Trivia — 2025-06-14 🎯 Flawless! No mistakes! 🔥 Letter Streak: 1

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🧠 Guess this retro game

👉 Play it at https://retrotrivia.games/ #RetroTrivia #GuessTheGame #RetroGaming

[–] ouRKaoS 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Stick it in the yard with that purple slime you found the other day and you get infinite eggs!

[–] ouRKaoS 4 points 2 weeks ago

Comments that make me wish I had aphantasia...

[–] ouRKaoS 11 points 2 weeks ago

I'll take "Deep Cuts" for 200, Alex.

[–] ouRKaoS 5 points 2 weeks ago

Depends on how much of the US military gets deployed in the US...

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