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The bee apparently caused his heart attack

Anyways zoidberg salute 2 to the bee

1.2 billion dollar networth apparently

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[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 86 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why is Luigi wearing a German Bee-ified Stahlhelm?

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Luigi's Mansion was him vacuuming up the ghosts of all the dead Hohenzollerns so Germany could be free of its imperial past and be born again in socialism.

Unfortunately 1990 happened too soon.

[–] sammer510@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He is dripped out. Drippi Longstockings 😩👌

[–] RomCom1989@hexbear.net 64 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What a whimsical ass death

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[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 64 points 2 weeks ago

Target eliminated. Well done 47

[–] huf@hexbear.net 57 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 46 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It died doing what it loved

[–] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this the part where we scold the bee for doing adventurism instead of organizing for a local party?

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I heard it was organized with 10s of thousands of dedicated comrades. Excited to see what they do next.

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Bro, they get conditional support at best. They are literally monarchists.

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[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 56 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)
[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Look I know it's gauche to laugh at one's own joke but I really fucking got myself with this one.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

it's a good'un

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[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 53 points 2 weeks ago

Save the Bees - Kill the Billionaires

rosa-salute

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Kapur, the chairman of global car parts giant Sona Comstar, died from anaphylactic shock after a bee possibly stung him in the mouth

The bee has the right to defend itself from ecocriminals

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought this was fake news lmao

[–] toarmspunies@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago

I checked twice to bee certain the first time I read the title

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's becoming a summer tradition that a billionaire dies to the stupidest shit imaginable.

2023 was OceanGate

2024 was the yacht

Now a billionaire gets 187'd by a bee

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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago

Another dead billionaire sicko-wholesome

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

if i were a billionaire with deathly allergies id just pay a lacky to have an epipen on them. skill issue shrug-outta-hecks

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 35 points 2 weeks ago

rip in peace to a real one [the bee].

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago

Now this is some real feel-good and uplifting news of the day.

[–] Lavender@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago

I hope the bee didn't suffer.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago

Flash of inspiration time

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The responsible party has been identified

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[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't swallow bees every day skill issue

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[–] Des@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

comrade bee

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago

luigi mangiobee

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago

The return of Bee JDPON

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago
[–] WrongOnTheInternet@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

One bee and enough cocaine to kill an elephant

[–] chloroken@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How the hell did nobody have an epipen

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

Spotted in the area

[–] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] MrSilkworm@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Kaputnik@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

Shoulda swallowed a spider to catch the bee smh

[–] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

this would make a good slammer post

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

I'M SORRY, BZZZZZ

THE GENOCIDE WILL STOP

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

Do not ask for whom the bee buzzes

It buzzes for thee

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Sulvy@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Nature is healing

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

[–] macabrett2@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

this is why I've always supported the bees

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[–] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Guess being rich couldn't buy you having more than 1 HP

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