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I've used my jeans as oven mitts before.

First night in new apartment, making frozen pizza, oven mitts are... Wait, do I even own oven mitts? Is there a towel around? Jeans are thick, that should work!

Sitting on the floor, sans pants, eating a Red Baron off the box it came in, sliced haphazardly with a pocket knife is peak adulting.

I'd much rather chip in to get a billboard that says "Ha Hah!" That's visible from his prison cell.

Someone actually beat Tetris in the NES earlier this year. I mean beat, as in into submission. They got far enough that the game couldn't handle the progression anymore and crashed.

Supergiant consistently releases bangers.

I still want a Transistor 2.

I've been a D&D geek since it was still Advanced D&D, so I'm well aware of the similarities.

The fact that everyone is in denial of is that obsession with sports statistics is a socially acceptable Autistic Hyperfixation.

I think that's just called "reality".

I forgot the wonderful MegaMan battle network series. I think there's 6 or 7 GBA games in the series

Now there's 2702 billionaires to take out...

Someone in my fantasy football group chat made a reference to the battle of Antietam today, between an 80's Hulk Hogan gif and a Simpsons joke.

It was a release game! It's amazing to me how many people don't know about it.

Seconding the Castlevania recommendations, and adding Chu Chu Rocket. Technically a Dreamcast game, but the GBA port added thousands of user created levels for an extensive amount of added gameplay.

I'm disappointed...

He has enough money to buy elephants for his offices specifically to not talk about them.