palordrolap

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[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 4 points 13 hours ago

Tell that to the unwashed masses.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

if the ethnic cleansing ramps up

I guess I don't want to see what qualifies as "ramped up" if the current state of affairs is anything to go by. (Loud whisper: Because it's already up.)

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Most often it's done because of a developmental problem where one leg segment has come out slightly shorter than its counterpart on the other leg, affecting gait and posture. Only one or two bones need to be lengthened if the patient is lucky. Shortening the other leg is probably also an option, but I figure people would want to do something to the affected leg, rather than muck about with the "healthy" one.

There is at least one instance that I recall where someone born with a form of dwarfism had all four limbs - all twelve bones - extended to "normal" length. As to whether it was strictly ethical to do that is an entirely different matter, considering the patient was a child.

I mean, it's definitely the best time of life to have the lengthening done what with bones being greener and still growing anyway, but the patient wasn't exactly in the position to be making an informed decision about whether they wanted to go through it.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 1 points 17 hours ago

If you accept Pluto, you have to accept at least half a dozen trans-Neptunian objects as well as the asteroid Ceres, in which case planet nine already exists and would be Neptune. Well, most of the time anyway. Sometimes Pluto passes inside Neptune's orbit.

Or maybe you'd like to consider Triton, Neptune's retrograde moon as a planet as well, on account of how it was probably a dwarf planet in its own right until Neptune plucked it out of its orbit. Once a planet, always a planet, right? Neptune even tried to do the same to Pluto which is why it has such a weird orbit.

Be team dwarf planet. Lots of new friends outside the regular eight, and Pluto's a founder member.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 15 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

The leg lengthening we can do these days doesn't need or cause a DNA change. Look it up. It's simultaneously fascinating and horrifying.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait until you learn the original joke dialogue was "Are you worried about mad cow disease?" and "No, I'm a tractor.". I kind of messed up on the first line previously because either work with the punchline.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 27 points 1 day ago

Orcas are in the dolphin family which is a branch of the whale family, specifically those with teeth rather than baleen. Compare how humans are in the ape family which is a branch of the primate family, specifically those that are less arboreal and lack tails. If we can say humans are primates, we can definitely say that orcas are whales.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago

Sea-star Cee-kay? Presumably the oddly named daughter of a disgraced comedian.

(I only joke because I tend to censor myself in the same way.)

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Two cows in a field. One says to the other "Have you heard about mad cow disease?" and the other says "Holy s--t a talking cow."

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 1 points 2 days ago

Pretty sure my own education had a Tanenbaum book in amongst it, from which I learned a number of things. In another world, one where my brain isn't its own worst enemy, I could well be one of those IT managers. There the FUD would have been the main factor in my decision. Probably. Because I'm not sure I'd be completely happy if it was a Linux buried in the chipset either. Especially one largely outside my control.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 74 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Lemmy and the Fediverse as a whole is a microcosm that doesn't make much of a difference one way or the other. We can stab at the tankies all we like, but it wasn't their influence in the Fediverse that caused the result, even if they did manage to hoodwink a few into voting for fake tan man.

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