[-] panda_paddle@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

"Because a warlock is interred on Gothams soil." I'm sorry, WHAT?!

[-] panda_paddle@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

They don't know how to use the shift key to make capital letters. They are lost.

[-] panda_paddle@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

You've obviously not spent enough time around gym bros. I have on multiple occasions overheard conversations about using it as a butter substitute because, "...it has no calories. "

[-] panda_paddle@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It feels like every 3rd post for me. But it doesn't really bother me.

edit Went ahead and scrolled past this post, counting how many Linux memes I saw. About 3 out of every 10.

[-] panda_paddle@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Every election year I hear about this magical 3rd party that will save us from our shit choices. The only thing a third party would do is split democratic voters, leading to even more republican wins. Despite what left leaning media bubbles say, Republicans are not unhappy. They don't want a 3rd party for themselves and they will keep voting R until the grim reaper rips them from this plane of existence.

[-] panda_paddle@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Seeing red flags everywhere is a red flag.

[-] panda_paddle@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

The Taco Bell stomach is more likely food poisoning than anything remotely spicy.

[-] panda_paddle@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Maybe, but it's not like everyone doesn't just install the browser from the Goliath of the industry. Which at this point seems redundant, since they may as well be the same browser.

[-] panda_paddle@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Can it survive outside the womb? If not, its still part of the mother and entirely her decision to remove it from her body.

Will it kill the mother? She takes priority as a living, thriving person with goals and aspirations.

[-] panda_paddle@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Wtf even is pan? Is it just bi + more horny? It seems redundant.

[-] panda_paddle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Shirts only weigh down a friendship. Just count yourself lucky if he shows up with pants.

[-] panda_paddle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Makes sense, everyone inside got fucked.

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