They're turning my gay frogs straight! It's unacceptable!

Graduated in 07. Gave all of my savings to my parents in 08 so they wouldn't lose their house. Bumbled around for a decade and a half trying to get a degree and start my career only to get shit canned from an okay paying job mid-pandemic. Tripped over my own dick in to a great paying union job. Currently working too much overtime and saving every dime I can because I've seen enough shit.

Cabbage anus, just like grandma used to make

Meet lumpy. Lumpy is swell.

There's a lady that pops up on mine because she replies to anyone's post within 20 miles with unhelpful and unsolicited advice. I call her Peggy Hill.

I was sitting in my pickup outside my apartment listening to the radio and some guy just...got in. I asked "can I help you?" and the look on his face when he realized his mistake was priceless. In his defense Lyft had just started in my area and there was only one other vehicle that looked like mine in that part of the city.

Better download one right away.

Blowies so good they caused brain damage.

Listen, superchief. If I piss in it it's a urinal.

Spooky pointillism

Probably a good sunburn buddy though.

That's why literasea is dangerous.