public_image_ltd

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[–] public_image_ltd@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I deciphered it in milliseconds without having to paste it into a digital slave

[–] public_image_ltd@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

And the last sentence is a call to action too!

[–] public_image_ltd@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn’t this kind of a leopardsatemyface situation given that Comey helped Trump to win against Hilary? Still ridiculous but this is how I first learned about Comey

[–] public_image_ltd@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

„Like Jobs, Zuck is a Texas marksman, who fires a shotgun into the side of a barn and then draws a target around the holes.“

Well said.

[–] public_image_ltd@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe not smoking so much weed might help with this.

I quit smoking weed after I had been looking for my phone under the bed for half an hour - using the flashlight of my phone.

[–] public_image_ltd@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

So like Martin Luther the Godfather of Protentantism vandalised the church in Wittenberg with his 95 theses in 1517? Vandalism by pinning the truth to a door?

While Republicans vandalize the US constitution?

Funny wording in my opinion.

[–] public_image_ltd@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Reason is the udder being not far away from the anus so literally shit happens. But there are procedures in the chain that reduce the risk. The milk is pasteurised and homogenised for this reason.

And this is exactly why i recommend raw milk to all my MAGA friends, hoping they will develop a natural resistance against being fed shit.

[–] public_image_ltd@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

better ask grok he will be happy to help

[–] public_image_ltd@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

It is easy when you are German. Just yell „Heil Hitler“ after every question they ask and you will be more than welcome!

[–] public_image_ltd@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

The Headline should start with „Florida man…“

[–] public_image_ltd@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A year ago I replaced all my posts with utter nonsense that reads like real language. And guess what? Been checking lately and they didn’t change it back. Others reported that their deleted posts were restored from backup, my bullshit is still up because digital idiots can’t tell it apart from philosophy.

 

it will loose its ability to differentiate between there and their and its and it’s.

 
 

Thought you lemmings might like it.

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