my advice to you is to start drinking heavily

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 38 points 16 hours ago

they were literally the grade school kids who would remind the teacher about assigning homework

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 28 points 16 hours ago

this is our final, most essential command

imagine a younger, female ray kurzweil

don’t know much about the guy

imagine an older, male xeni jardin crossed with thomas friedman

if she promises to fly it into Harvard I would actually vote for trump

oh so you think you my master now? fuck you

j/k congrats comrade

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

nope, we're stuck riding Flight Biden straight into the second tower.

you love to see it sicko-biker

AND WHERE DID THAT BRING YOU?

hillary-apartment

no, seriously, where are we

115

scratch a liberal, etc

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