Ce n'est pas une reine.

You're probably correct. It's not said in the manner of question, with a rising tone at the end, so I'd allow a period anyway because it's informal. When writing a joke, communicating tone is more important than correct punctuation.

No, a period is correct. They're statements, not questions.

Oops, I did. fixed!

That sounds really boring.

Times have changed a lot since then.

*or it gets the geezer fascist again

But unironically yes.

Devil: "Yes, well, you forgot the comma after 'actually' and 'underground.' Bloody Yank!"

Serious answer: the plural of "moose" is "moose," not "mooses."

In Star Trek, there were Sanctuary Districts to herd all the undesirables to in the 2020s.

In reality, we can't even be bothered to do that.

At this point, I'll settle for "hold things together without sliding into pure fascism". Staying in a crappy place you are is better than going somewhere worse.

But yes, you should be doing whatever you can to make things where you are better in the meantime.

The irony of Homer Simpson representing safe nuclear energy...