schmaustin

You can put a leash on anything if you're brave enough

I feel like a hundred bucks!

because of the titties or just because its long af?

Yeah I think this is one of those unforgivable curses

He's not unemployed though, he's got a very important job, and that's Beach.

For real "so and so wrote about this" instead of whatever ambiguous nonsense that was lol

Yeah, see, I couldn't even come up with that