[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

I don't have enough money to move somewhere with schools that don't suck

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago

I mean, the first person to ever play NES Tetris long enough to make it crash is like 13 right now.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 months ago

From what I understand, drug screening usually ends up costing more than it saves because, unlike what the propagandists would have you believe, the vast majority of people on welfare aren't on drugs.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Republicans get C, Java, Lua, and C++; Democrats get Ada, Rust, C#, and Python; Libertarians get Zig, TCL, Julia, and Ocaml for some reason.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

My parents are approaching 60. I told them that the signal text message app would work a lot like iMessage if we both used it. And it did. It was great. For the other people that used signal, the experience was generally better. For other people that didn't, SMS was fine because that's how I was going to talk to them anyway.

The thing is, My parents are not going to go to more than one app to communicate with other people. Since it no longer sends and receives text messages, it doesn't work with 99% of the other people in their lives.

They own and run a pretty large business. There's no way that they're staying on more than one messaging platform. You can talk all day about what they "should" do, but at the end of the day just getting them to switch to another app was a huge lift for me. Not only did they switch back to regular SMS, I burned a lot of credibility with them on tech related stuff through no fault of my own.

Repeat this story for the 90 or so people I had converted. There was no critical mass, so adoption evaporated overnight because my social graph is not enough to provide any sort of critical mass and adoption.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 months ago

There's a difference between punishment and consequences. If you rush into battle with a foam sword and a gun but only use the sword, you're going to get wrecked because you brought the wrong equipment. Try it in BG3 and see how far you get.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 months ago

You'll have to start killing their character more often. They want to do front line tactics, they can take front line damage, no softballs. Oh, 1d10 kills you in 3 hits, and the mobs chase you because you're squishy? Damn, maybe get some AC and constitution, or attack from a distance.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 months ago

As a man briefly on the poly scene... Yes, 100%. The only reason my wife didn't score more is due to crippling social anxiety. We both stopped after the first extramarital thing and decided we're too autistic to ever try that again lol.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 months ago

They could have adrenal hypoplasia such that they never started puberty. Like that one guy who looks like a 6-year-old but is actually 30.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 months ago

New new city - final - fixed - rev 3 - last.xlsx

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 7 months ago

Stray is great for an audience

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 8 months ago

If God hadn't meant for men to fuck each other, he wouldn't have put a g-spot up their ass.

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