shallot

joined 4 months ago
[–] shallot@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Give your cash to the clerk, 5 pee ass finish first

[–] shallot@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Do you mean to tell me that a kimchi fridayed this rice on a Monday?

[–] shallot@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] shallot@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] shallot@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No problem, we’ll just get rid of the EPA and those pesky numbers will go away

[–] shallot@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago

Should have used the slurp juice smh

[–] shallot@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] shallot@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

But no dirt roads tho cause that’s gay, and we’re straight (normal (not gay (abnormal (hell))))

[–] shallot@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Smart home alone: Home alone but it’s Kevin hacking into Marv and Harry’s house to fuck with them

[–] shallot@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow Gay Hitler is an absolute banger of a name

[–] shallot@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Up with trans!

[–] shallot@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Absolutely incredible

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