You're at the local bar and it's karaoke night! What are you singing first? by shit_of_ass in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

im sliding up to the first woman i see wym

What is a product that didn't live up to its advertised claims? by shit_of_ass in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works -1 points 5 days ago

I get hella hoes on this app

Do people hate you online too? by shit_of_ass in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

bro its everywhere I go

What did people do before smartphones to pass the time when you were bored? by shit_of_ass in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

masturbate maybe

What is a product that didn't live up to its advertised claims? by shit_of_ass in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Suit youself, I like lemmy

What happens if Biden dies before the next inauguration (see inside)? by shit_of_ass in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[-] shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago

jimmy carter will out live both mark my words

Make it stop. by shit_of_ass in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

you do it so you can mog

Make it stop. by shit_of_ass in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works 28 points 5 days ago

she freak on my gyatt till I baby gronk

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What did you do with the porn collection you found when cleaning out your dead parent's home? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 month ago by shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
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How do you recover from seeing something awful on the Internet? by shit_of_ass in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago

I became desensitized thanks to copious gore at 13 πŸ˜‚

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I need a therian girlfriend πŸ™πŸ™ (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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You can ask one question from a person from the year 3024. What are you asking? by shit_of_ass in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 months ago

shut up i wasnt asking your 2024 ass

You can ask one question from a person from the year 3024. What are you asking? by shit_of_ass in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago

boobs or ass

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Alcoholism ends here (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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finna get crunk off the bob 2nite (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Is there anything on tv that isnt sex and violence (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works to c/casualconversation@lemmy.world
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I like to eat a tomato like it's an apple (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works to c/casualconversation@lemmy.world
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If given a new life would you choose to be born the same sex that you were? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works to c/casualconversation@lemmy.world
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I mean like I accept who I was born as but if given the choice I’d choose to be born a woman, yk? Idk but I kinda envy them a bit but i’m fine being an unsexy man

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Who does your dog choose to sleep with? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
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Rule by shit_of_ass in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[-] shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 months ago

it’s an irrigation ad πŸ™

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