skulblaka

We may be evil, but we aren't chaotic. A professional has standards.

I knew I recognized that fucker from somewhere

Y'all can take your Bathe In Light and shove it where the sun don't shine, assholes

RIP Chadiel the Sun Paladin, untouchable by any evil except for the searing light of the fucking Sun itself

I play a cleric in my party. Previously, we've been asked to recover and return a certain plot-important NPC who didn't exactly want to be transported...

We killed him, transported the corpse, handcuffed it, and then raised him at the destination. It's a lot easier to transport a body than a live half-elf who is actively trying to escape.

Or its weirder, older cousin, Earth Defense Force

You'll need to talk to your city zoning reps. It's possible, sometimes, but it depends on the location.

You're also going to need a massive starting investment to build apartments, fair warning. You could try and sell the land to a development company but that seems counterproductive to what you're trying to accomplish.

Zip cuffs are basically impossible to remove without a sharp edge. Metal cuffs are a lot easier to get out of.

Source: my dad's ex cop friend tested this with us at his bar

He sounds like a wacko

He sounds like he knows how the republican party operates. They do shit like this all the time. Literally ALL the time, constantly.

I give my eggs the People's Elbow from the second floor

Then you wouldn't be pressured into paying for Prime. A subscription is the gift that keeps giving forever. Amazon probably wouldn't give half a shit if nobody ordered an item ever again as long as everybody keeps paying for Prime.

Big shoe got that dawg energy

Wizards are, as a whole, pretty damn stupid in that universe to be fair

Yeah so why don't you go get on the fucking ballot then, I'd vote for you, let's go let's do it