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If you disregard the rust, sharp corners, inability to use the bed, quality control x100 and disgusting CEO, the truck is really good at going zoomy tho

Just a funny imposition of the Mediterranean Sea over the US

Is that the one the other Biden (Beau) was the legal defense for?

Waiting in line at Target, mid day on a weekend. There are seven security guards standing by the door, doing nothing. There are 2 checkstands open, and ten+ people in line 🙄

Use a wrist rest on your computer, take glucosamine chondroitin supplements, recognize your triggers, possibly get some wrist wraps for the bad days. We're all Temporarily Able Bodied. Learn to substitute actions that cause pain. Any "pinching" motion gives me wrist pain on bad days, so for things like "tearing open a packet" I use scissors. But the glucosamine really works

Any veggie option at a work thing

I wash it down with a big glass of the lemonade that kills you

The older I get, the more vindicated I feel by choosing to completely ignore philosophy as a concept

A whole bunch of his supporters have died since 2016. They were already old and unhealthy and then COVID ran rampant. Maybe that is enough to weaken his hold. Wouldn't that be funny

Lady ordered "well done WELL DONE" pizzas from dominos. I did the usual +1-2 minutes more in the oven and noticed plenty of burnt cheese and toppings when I boxed it. Lady picked up the food and left. Fifteen minutes later, her redneck husband throws the boxes on the counter, asks for me, and demands I "cook this raw food" and threatens to pulls me over the counter.

So I remake the pizzas and give them an extra +4 minutes (oven only takes 5) to where there was essentially a layer of char across the entire top of the pizza. I drive over and deliver the pizzas. Their son, who I went to school with, is walking around shirtless with a big iron cross tattoo on his chest. They approve the burnt pies and I go on my way, swearing to myself one day I'll get out of this shithole town

For anyone curious, here's NPR doing their best to run cover for "The Story Behind Kamala Harris' Truancy Program"

Passed in 2011, the law allowed district attorneys to charge parents with a misdemeanor if their children missed 10 percent of the school year without a valid reason.

Been there, as faculty