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According to the actual article the samples acquired and packed before takeoff, and tested after landing. Having them extracted during parabolic maneuver... is due to another (Ig Nobel candidate) research.

https://screenrant.com/10-most-confusing-far-side-comics-gary-larson/

What should be a plain silhouette of a rhinoceros in the moonlight instead appears as a hodgepodge of animal parts strewn together at odd angles. The upper-crust suggestion of the rhinoceros being “in repose” treats it as if it is a high-class work of impressionist modern art. The fact that it looks like it was drawn by a child adds to the ultimate humor of the strip.

*sigh*

For the actual documents (in Greek), see these links:

https://www.protothema.gr/greece/article/1561483/eisvoli-stin-kupro-i-eup-apoharaktirise-aporrita-eggrafa-tis-kup-gia-ta-tragika-gegonota-tou-1974/

https://en.protothema.gr/2024/11/14/classified-kyp-documents-the-coup-against-makarios-and-the-tragic-handling-up-to-attila-ii/

"we have ~~cats~~ cuts at home"

What? Never heard of South Africa?

SID was the Commodore 64 sound generator chip. While rest of that era personal computers and game console could just do fancy beeps at most, SID had a programmable synthesizer.

I think it is simpler than that: Let's put all the pointy stuff inside our inflatable floating device.

For $30 this "dual person" steam sauna can be yours https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cJCA_aueXw

At least they gave time to prepare for the pain

Hey Siri, How to remove tire marks from concrete?