xkbx

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Holy fuck his radioactive body is buried in a lead-lined coffin!? What if Superman needs to check if he’s revived as a mutant zombie?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 52 points 4 months ago (24 children)

Hot dog and ketchup is weird then I don’t want to be normal

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 4 months ago

I, too, crave sauce without borders

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 4 months ago

The problem with these charts is that it all varies so much from person to person. I would put the entirety of the waist to the back of the knees as red. Nothing sucked to me as much as the back of the thighs and butt.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 4 months ago

Don’t ask why I didn’t come to OJ’s funeral

It is because I already did

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 5 months ago

Maybe but Jesus Crisp it’s hot outside

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 5 months ago

Low butt-crack syndrome affects millions of people, it is nothing to laugh at. We’re tired of our butts being the butt of every joke!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 5 months ago

It was a dude named Morflak. Straight up ran in there with a bomb and a torch. I wasn’t there but my grandfather was. Almost lost Helms Deep that day

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Depends entirely what area you’re in. Public transit passes tend to be $100-$150 per month, depending what zones you’re going. More on that here.

Gym memberships can typically be $40-$70 per month, which will, again, depend on your area.

Groceries and rent are really what vary the most, and are the hardest to answer, especially when you’re just looking for a room. You won’t be able to find a 3 1/2 for less than $750-800 (and that’s far from the city,) but finding a room for $500-600 a month (nothing included) is a bit easier, if you put in the research and time.

For groceries, if you decide to hit up places like IGA, you can easily spend $150 to fill up just a grocery bag or two. If you can get to a Sami’s Fruits, however, you can walk away with a full shopping cart of produce for that much.

I haven’t lived in or near the city in years, as I’m in the west suburbs right now, but from what I can pull and what I can adjust for inflation, you may have something that looks like that.

Your best bet is to make as many new friends as possible with punks, hippies, and the rest of the misfits - they’ve always got the best spots with the cheapest things.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It’s about 40 fishbowls

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 5 months ago

my bad you guys, I dropped my magnum cockring for my monster sized dong while I was paragliding 😎

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Only if Johnny plays Morticia and Winona plays Gomez

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