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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 52 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Hot dog and ketchup is weird then I don’t want to be normal

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"Hot dog and ketchup? What's wrong with hot dogs with ketchup? I like hot dogs with ketchup! ...Hey, that fellow's talkin' about me!"

"And that makes a difference, doesn't it?"

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fuck, didn't know we has these emojis

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

We don't, they're just pictures I uploaded

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

post high-res versions of these to c/emoji pronto!

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I already did months ago but they didn't get added

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It's weird if you're a Chicagoan

Hot dogs traditionally should be served with like onions, relish, tomato slices, pickles, etc. They are depression-era food where you take the cheapest processed meat sausage and then pile it with cheap garden vegetables and canned goods.

Eating the hotdog with only ketchup is just covering your cheap processed meat tube with high fructose corn syrup. kombucha-disgust

[–] iie@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

when you put it that way

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's a conspiracy to make something as normal as jam on toast seem unnatural

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

jam on toast? preposterous. in cincinnati, where toast was invented by Coriolanus Toast III, it is customary to have navy beans, hubbard squash, and chili oil on toast. in fact, if you go to the community theater and get jam on your toast, the MC will squirt you with lemon juice and paddle your bottom with a bible.

[–] wax_worm_futures@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Jam is a dessert food. It doesn't belong as a central part of a meal.

Yet Americans will eat it with sweetened peanut butter and sweetened bread and call the resulting creation, whether in its squishiness or its sogginess, a full meal.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago (4 children)

The "ketchup on hot dogs is wrong" thing seems mostly unique to USAmericans

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It makes no sense to me because I'm an older U.S. millennial and growing up you put three things on yer dog: ketchup, mustard, and relish.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Where's the onions, chili beans and cheese you filthy animal?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I actually don't like cheese on a glizzy.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

get-out can't believe you betray sonic the hedgehog like this

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As a fellow millennial growing up only the stinky kids put ketchup on their hotdogs.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Maybe I was a stinky kid, ever think about that hot shot?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

I don't like ketchup and bread together unless there's another condiment there. Just mustard dog, hell fucking yes, mustard rules, plain relish dog, okay, cool thats fine. Plain ketchipdog I won't even eat. It needs a friend.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

I agree with this.

I'm not wrong, it's the westoids who are wrong.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

it's a Chicago and New York thing pretty exclusively to think ketchup on a hotdog is weird. but lots of media comes from those places, so it gets conflated with "all the sophisticated people on the continent feel this way".

[–] ryepunk@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Imagine believing anything about a hot dog could be considered sophisticated. Like eat the left over meat chunks we crammed into a meat tube and dump like 15 dollars of condiments and vegetable toppings, but don't use the wrong one or else it'll become gauche!

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

It seems to be extremely recent, too.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

I eat my vegan dogs sans ketchup. I would never do that! Back in high school, my 10th grade history teacher said that ketchup on hot dogs is an abomination, and I totally agree with him.

Mustard, relish, onions? Absolutely. Maybe a simple vegan chili and cashew cheese if I'm feeling to load it up too.