xkbx

joined 9 months ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 33 points 7 months ago

You deserve sanctuary, not from the world, but in it. Your exhaustion from being denied that is all too real. Take rest wherever you find it, you’re beyond due.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 7 months ago

SWIFFIIIITHHHH

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/635c4adb-116e-4946-b9c2-5d212fc396b9.jpeg

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 7 months ago

Look out! He’s turning on the old Wiggum charm!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 86 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Imagine doing this with the jawlines of incels

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 7 months ago

You know that guy’s biting into a simulated soyasil-poutinestador, an explosion of taste

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ah man I’m not gonna remember that

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 7 months ago

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/23ac62a4-cd10-479e-8639-7c6c4ad5e294.jpeg

I had clear skies and the best pic I could get was distant cosmic nipple

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes exactly I can’t wait to go abort up a school

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 7 months ago (4 children)

It was a weird tv show back on some late night channel. That or a collective mass hallucination

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 38 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The chastity is but a service for our christian eyes, for shame did not exist in the garden of eden. Indeed, Adam did walk with that thing in full swing, for then, the gentle sway of his wangdoodle was no more a sinful offence than birds singing, nor Eve’s hooters honking, amen

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 7 months ago (3 children)

That sort of nonsense has NO place on the internet, buddy. I need you to either source that from a shady website or invent your own credentials on the spot.

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