z500

joined 1 year ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago

Avoiding fertility tests is a crime

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

Case closed I guess.

[–] z500@startrek.website 9 points 10 months ago

Why are you so alarmed when I've gone to such trouble to look just like you?

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Once you get acclimated to the cold it's not so bad if you layer up. But those first few weeks when the temperatures start dipping below 50°F I always shiver pretty hard

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Yes, nothing but love! And a few drops of ordinary LSD.

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Don't call me bro, buddy.

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 10 months ago

I would say yes, but I tried using Duke Cannon soap on my hands for a while and it dried them out something fierce

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago

What, you egg?

[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 10 months ago

Absolutely me:

[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Oh man, I'm almost out of gum. That's the perfect excuse to get myself a snack at the same time.

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