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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

Do sideways egg cups exist?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Where do y'all get sideways eggs tho??

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Can you imagine the chicken that laid that?

[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 2 points 8 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 months ago

Just gotta stretch the original until it's sideways

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

They do in my heart

[–] explodicle@local106.com 1 points 8 months ago

great for eggs of very specific size

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

/r/evil_egg_irl

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 8 months ago

What, you egg?

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 8 months ago

I don't think there is any precedent in the bible for humans turning into angels

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Well, not all of us evil spirits get plucked from the abyss by a chickens butthole/cloaca.

Some of us reincarnate as mere seeds and at some point start farting pure oxygen.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

GRIFFITH!!!

[–] EndlessKnotBoi@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

So relatable haha