z500

joined 1 year ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they're more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles

[–] z500@startrek.website -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's why I said it would only be kind of nice lol

[–] z500@startrek.website 0 points 7 months ago (5 children)

If he absolutely must be elected president, it would be kind of nice if he kicked the bucket after just a few minutes in office

[–] z500@startrek.website 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Anyone still experiencing stress by the end of the day WILL BE FIRED!!!!!

[–] z500@startrek.website 18 points 7 months ago

Vomit landed on: laundry basket.

[–] z500@startrek.website 13 points 7 months ago (11 children)

Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels

[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 8 months ago

She's banned because she flipped him on his back and huffed his belly

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 8 months ago

They ~~live~~ die

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 8 months ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Monkey's paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
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