Daim, that's a sweet erth
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That was John Quincy Adams. I remember because I also learned that he did this nude, an image I've been trying to get out of my head for 30 years.
pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam
If you're blind, it's a possibility.
New atoms, same old bullshit
My sister's tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn't have much going on up there.
Maybe they're more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles
That's why I said it would only be kind of nice lol
If he absolutely must be elected president, it would be kind of nice if he kicked the bucket after just a few minutes in office
Anyone still experiencing stress by the end of the day WILL BE FIRED!!!!!
Vomit landed on: laundry basket.
The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long