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[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 130 points 11 months ago (7 children)

To this day, hearing the words "badger", "mushroom", and "snake" will often be enough for me to get that song stuck in my head.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Gen alpha's interpretation:

🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

#boomermusic

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Same, and also "narwhal".

There's a part of me that's ashamed that I remember the entire thing. Then I remind myself that I also remember all the words to "Oh No You Didn't", and I just climb into the shamehole of my own volition.

Edit: To add the link, someone else will suffer with me.

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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[–] flicker@lemmy.world 83 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Constantly upset that my boyfriend is two years older than me and knows nothing of Homestar Runner.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 38 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Not even TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR?

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[–] QualifiedKitten@lemmy.world 61 points 11 months ago (5 children)
[–] z500@startrek.website 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] flicker@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago
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[–] EvilLootbox@lemmy.world 60 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 59 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Schfifty! Schfifty! SCHFIFTY!

[–] noxy@yiffit.net 56 points 11 months ago (4 children)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

It's me, it's to the limit

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[–] HRDS_654@lemmy.world 53 points 11 months ago (1 children)

All I have to say is "TROOOOOOOOGDOOOOOR!"

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“Burninatung the houses”

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

And the…THATCH ROOF COTAGEEEEEEEEES!!!

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 46 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ol' Godzilla was stomping around Tokyo city like a big playground

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[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 46 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)
[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I like it when the red water comes out🩸📍

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[–] Meuzzin@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago (3 children)

RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING.... BANANA PHONE!

Or, My personal favorite...

A.Y.B.A.B.T.U.

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[–] ech@lemm.ee 36 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

[–] Button777777@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] iturnedintoanewt@lemm.ee 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING

Edit: oh... And this

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on a llama llama llama cheesecake llama llama llama duck

Yes I can still sing it

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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They took my friggin kidney!

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Charlie... Candy mountain charlie...

[–] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 16 points 11 months ago

We're on a bridge, Charlie!

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 31 points 11 months ago

#It's peanut butter jelly time!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago (6 children)
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[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 30 points 11 months ago

I am le tired. Fire ze missiles!

[–] Steve@startrek.website 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

For the love of god and all that is holy!

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[–] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

My tummy was making the rumblies. That only hands could satifisfy.

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[–] Blank@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Raptor_007@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I don’t want to know your name

I just want

BANG BANG BANG

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Schwiftyfive.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

TROGDOR!!!! 🐉🔥

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