zqwzzle

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[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The one from science memes a few days ago

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Be awkward by sharing a weird hyper specific fact

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca -1 points 3 days ago

Or.. OR… grow up with parents who emigrated from one of those hyper competitive Asian places and be a little bit broken. 🙃

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 days ago (3 children)

They’ll probably charge you for it.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 24 points 5 days ago

Pastor Dave Barnhart

“The unborn” are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they don’t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct; unlike widows, they don’t ask you to question patriarchy; unlike orphans, they don’t need money, education, or childcare; unlike aliens, they don’t bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike; they allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships; and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn. It’s almost as if, by being born, they have died to you. You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without re-imagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus but actually dislike people who breathe.

Prisoners? Immigrants? The sick? The poor? Widows? Orphans? All the groups that are specifically mentioned in the Bible? They all get thrown under the bus for the unborn.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is largely the same in most developed nations.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

This is so stupid, I love it.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Quadshooter. (There is also a true facts episode on the echidna)

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

Was going to post this if someone hadn’t.

 

Waiting patiently for your squadmate to die democratically

 

As collected from /r/programmerhumor. I think I got all of them.

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