Jokes and Humor

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A broad community for text and image based jokes, humor, and memes.


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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by sqgl@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
 
 

[alt-text: Still from the Monty Python dead parrot sketch with Musk's face replacing that of John Cleese returning a blue twitter logo with an X for a dead eye. Pet store owner, Michael Palin, says "it was alive when you bought it"]

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by theangriestbird@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
 
 

[alt text: Three frames from Donnie Darko, presented like a comic. In the first frame, Donnie is telling his therapist, "I made a new friend". In the second frame, his therapist is saying, "Real or an internet communist?" In the third and final frame, Donnie is replying, "internet communist".]

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First Contact (beehaw.org)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by theangriestbird@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
 
 

[alt text: a 4-panel comic titled "First Contact" by @RileyWigglewood. The first panel shows a news reporter with a microphone, standing in front of a scene of gray humanoid aliens emerging from a stereotypical UFO. The reporter is saying, "We are urging you at home, not to be afraid...it appears they come in peace." In the second panel, one of the aliens is grabbing the reporter's arm and saying, "Not me." In the third panel, this alien is pointing a thumb at themself and saying, "I cum loud as fuck!". In the 4th and final panel, this alien is grabbing the reporter's microphone and loudly moaning, "UUUUNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHH".]

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[alt text: a reaction tweet from @highitsg on Twitter, posted on August 12, 2022. The tweet is sharing a photo of a Jack in the Box sign, which is itself shaped like a box, but the right side appears to have torn open. The reaction tweet text says, "oh god oh fuck he escaped".]

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[alt text: a reaction tweet by @Browtweaten on Twitter. The tweet is sharing a Vancouver news headline, which says, "Single beaver caused mass internet, cell service outages in Northern B.C." The reaction tweet says, "I fail to see how his relationship status is of any relevance".]

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by theangriestbird@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
 
 

[alt text: Text that says, "I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a..." Below the text is a photo of a man, with text in the photo that indicates the man is named "Willie Stroker" and he is a judge.]

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[alt text: a tweet by @saywhatagain on twitter, posted on July 31, 2024. The tweet says: "It's cool they do international skateboard trick competitions on top of where they executed the king. R.I.P. Louis XVI, you would have loved this sick kickflip frontside lipslide."]

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Word (beehaw.org)
submitted 4 weeks ago by remington@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
 
 
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out of the way! (beehaw.org)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by theangriestbird@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
 
 

[alt text: an illustration of a man in a cape carrying an unconscious woman in a nightgown. There is text that says, "She needs a blankie. She had a good time but she's overstimulated."]

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[alt text: a series of frames from Pulp Fiction. In the first frame, Jules is asking Vincent, "We happy?". In the second frame, Vincent is looking into a suitcase. Inside the suitcase is a frog in a cowboy hat saying, "It's Wednesday, My Dudes!". In the final frame, Vincent is looking up from the briefcase, smiling, and saying, "Yeah, we happy."]

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[alt text: two frames from the Lord of the Rings films, with a caption on each frame. The first caption says, "Deer when they hear a branch snap" and the image is Merry and Pippin panicking and running through the woods. The second caption says, "Deer when a 60 mph car is driving straight at them" and the image is a close up on Merry's face, where he is staring directly at the camera with a fearless expression.]

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[alt text: a screenshot of a tweet by @salgentile on Twitter, posted on 08/06/24. The tweet says, "Tim Walz will expand free school lunches, raise the minimum wage, make it easier to unionize, fix your carborator, replace the old wiring in your basement, spray that wasp's nest under the deck, install a new spring for your garage door, and put a new chain on your lawnmower".]

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BBQ (beehaw.org)
submitted 1 month ago by remington@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
 
 
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[alt: a 3D rendering of two human bodies, where one looks like a spirit leaving the other body. The caption says: "the leftism leaving my body the moment i start to win at monopoly".]

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[alt text: an illustration of a giant, monstrous blue dog snarling at a man dressed in a green striped shirt and tan slacks, who is on his knees and pleading with the dog. The dog is saying, "I require those clues Steven", and the man is saying, "Please, I swear I've given you all I have".]

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Beer (beehaw.org)
submitted 1 month ago by remington@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
 
 
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oink oink (beehaw.org)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by theangriestbird@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
 
 

[alt text: a tweet from @PaddyMcShanty on twitter, posted on 08/01/2024. The tweet says, "you're all mocking that crying boxer but you have no idea how traumatizing it is for a cop to fight someone who's allowed to hit back".]

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[alt text: a meme drawing of a son walking into a room and saying "Are you winning, Dad?". The dad is playing poker on a computer, and is replying, "No son, pack your suitcase, I lost the house".]

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[alt text: an illustration of a royal woman using a sword to "knight" a cut of beef. There is stylized text that says, "Sir Loin".]

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[alt text: a photo of a snail, with a snail trail behind them that indicates the snail just went diagonally up a wall and then diagonally back down to the ground. The caption says: "Parkour".]

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[alt text: a three frame comic-meme. The first frame shows the Hindenberg blimp, with text overlaid that says, "Unlike you snowflakes I'm not so easily triggered". The second frame shows a picture of Tim Walz saying "These are weird people on the other side". The third frame shows the Hindenberg blimp exploding, with overlaid images of an angry Pepe the Frog and overlaid text that says "dumb and juvenile" and "what about drag queens".

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