Jokes and Humor

[alt text: A stock photo where the camera is peering into a window from the outside, and inside the building, a small group is eating pizza. From the angle of the photo, most of the group's faces are not visible, except for one man. This one man is bending forward to grab a slice of pizza with his whole palm, and he is staring directly into the eyes of another man at the table and smiling with a sinister expression. Below this photo is another photo, which is a copy of the previous photo but zoomed in on this man's face. There is a caption added to the second photo, which says: "It's burning my hand Steve and I fucking love it".]

[alt text: a text post by @kelpiesi.bsky.social on Bluesky. The text says: "During a re-watch of the Return of the Jedi a friend cheered when the Emperor died. Needless to say, I was shocked and reminded him that the Emperor was a human being with a granddaughter."]

[alt text: three images side-by-side. The first image on the left is the infamous photo of Elon Musk in a bathing suit, which shows that his torso has unusually sharp angles. The second image (in the middle) is a sketch of this photo, which exaggerates the size of and sharp angles of Musk's torso while shrinking the size of his head and legs. In this sketch, Musk's body somewhat resembles the shape of the Tesla Cybertruck. The third and final image on the right is another sketch of Musk's torso, which is a cutaway of the previous sketch. The cutaway reveals that in this sketch, Musk's body is a robot being piloted by a much smaller, infantile body, with the head of this smaller body sticking out of the top and serving as the head of the robot body. The Tesla logo is shown in the bottom right corner of this image, but the word "Tesla" has been replaced by the word "Torso", still in the same font as the Tesla logo.]

[alt text: a 4-panel meme in the Vince McMahon meme template, where each panel shows Vince becoming progressively more excited. The text on the first panel says: "SHOOTS A HEALTH INSURANCE CEO". The text in the second panel says: "ESCAPES ON A BICYCLE". The text in the third panel says: "WRITES DENY, DEFEND, DEPOSE ON THE BULLET SHELLS". The text in the fourth and final panel says: "LEAVES A DECOY BACKPACK FULL OF MONOPOLY MONEY FOR THE PIGS".

[alt text: text that says, "I know where I'm eating tonight smdh". Below the text is a photo of an Arby's sign, which is part of a larger strip mall sign depicting multiple businesses. On the sign, below the Arby's logo, the letterboard text has been edited by pranksters, and it now says, "$2 BEEFY ASS SEX".]

[alt text: a series of 3 images of comedian Diane Morgan portraying her character Philomena Cunk. In all three images, Cunk is standing next to a plastic statue of Santa Claus and speaking. Across the three frames, there are captions, which say: "The good children will get lots of presents and so, it turns out, will the bad children. In fact, the only ones who won't get very much are the poor children. That's because Santa judges a child's goodness based largely on parental income."]

[alt text: text that says: "me after cleaning my room and doing my laundry. Below the text, there is a photo of Mads Mikkelsen in a suit, standing with his arms down and palms forward. There is bold yellow text on top of this photo, which says: "i am no longer mentally ill".]

[alt text: text that says: "Girls who Listen to Metal". Below the text is a series of photos. One photo on the left is labeled "Expectation", and the photo depicts a blond woman dressed in clothes typically seen at a heavy metal concert. Four photos on the right are labeled "Reality", and each photo depicts a young girl or woman holding a tin can up to her ear.]

[alt text: a text-and-image post by @_w0xy. The text says: "Don't forget to tip your server". Below the text is an image of a computer server rack, which has tipped over sideways onto the floor. There are many hard drives and other broken computer components on the floor, which appear to have spilled out of the tipped-over server.]

[alt text: an image of the "The More You Know" graphic from US public service announcements. Below the text is a text post by @drryanmarino, which says: "Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011."]

[alt text: a 4-panel comic by illustrated by @pizzacakecomic. This first panel shows a smiling gray cat inside of a cardboard box. The cat is wearing a bow-tie, and is saying, "Welcome to the Kitty Hotel!" In the second panel, an orange cat is walking up to the box, and is saying, "I'd like one room, please!" In this panel, we can also see that the box has writing scrawled on it that says "Kitty Hotel". In the third panel, both cats are hissing at each other, and the gray cat is replying, "THIS IS MY TERRITORY! GET LOST, WEIRDO!!". In the fourth and final panel, the gray cat is sitting alone in the Kitty Hotel box with an angry expression on their face. A paper sign has been taped to the box that says "NO VACANCY!"]

[alt text:Text that says, "Girls only want one thing and it starts with a P and ends with an S". Below the text is an image of Sean Astin as Samwise from the Lord of the Rings films.]

Yes, I know, you knew already. Don't tell me - tell your friends and any politician, exec or other person not in the know who are still thinking of AI as the solution to all of our problems instead of for the limited number of applications it's actually good for.

[alt text: Text that says: "Family (colon): 'Can someone bring a turkey to smoke?'. Nobody: (colon). Me: (colon)." Below the text is an image of a very large marijuana joint, rolled to look like an uncooked grocery store turkey.]

[alt text: a photo of two kids sliding down two separate playground slides (chutes) that are side-by-side but end in the same place. The left slide is captioned: "Being a slacker at work". The right side is captioned: "Being the go-to-guy at work". The bottom part where the slides meet is labeled: "No raises".]

[alt text: Text of different styles on a pink background, superimposed over a silhouette of a man in a trenchcoat and hat. The text says, "Sorry I'm 3 days late; I took a handful of Benadryl; and hung out with the Hat Man".]

[alt text: text that says, "Everyone else at the Tastee Freeze when John Mellencamp starts sucking on chili dogs". Below the text is a photo of Action Bronson saying, "It's unnecessary. There's no reason for this."]

[alt text: text that says, "when the gas station boner pills last longer than expected". Below the text is a frame from Star Trek where a woman is saying, "I'm here to help, but I don't have to like it."]

[alt text: a screenshot of a reply tweet by @SmoothDunk on Twitter. The original tweet from @brianstelter says: "Elon Musk 'has been seen at Mar-a-Lago nearly every single day since Donald Trump won, dining with him on the patio at times' and 'weighing in on staffing decisions, making clear his preference for certain roles,' @kaitlancollins reports". The reply tweet from @SmoothDunk says: "donald trump has opened a box that can never be resealed". Included with the tweet is a 4-panel comic by Smooth Dunk. The first panel depicts a cartoon of Donald Trump laying in bed with his eyes open and looking grumpy. A cartoon Elon Musk is next to him in bed, looking at him with admiration and saying, "donald". The second panel shows Trump on a golf course in golf attire and holding a club, and he has the same grumpy expression. Musk is peeking out of Trump's golf bag and saying, "donald". In the third panel, Trump is stripped down to his underwear, and he is standing in a room with tiled walls and he is receiving a spray tan. Again, Trump has a grumpy expression on his face. Musk is standing next to him, also stripped down to his underwear, and he is saying, "donald". In the fourth and final panel, Trump is standing in his bedroom and wearing only a towel, and he is staring at a closet full of blue suits with the same grumpy expression. Musk is also in the closet, hanging upside-down by his knees. He has a fresh spray-tan, and he is again saying, "donald".]