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Canine Breeding-Activists Firebomb Spay-And-Neuter Clinic (theonion.com)
submitted 1 week ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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"Why is Toronto traffic so terrible?" wonders man in car (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 1 week ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social
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How to Tell Your Wife You Lost Your Kid’s College Fund On Hawk Tuah Coin (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 1 week ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters (theonion.com)
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More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets (theonion.com)
submitted 1 week ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Ryan Murphy Lets Out Shriek of Pure Joy After Seeing How Hot Alleged CEO Killer Is (hard-drive.net)
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Assad Regime Leaves Note Thanking Locals For Supporting Family-Run Dictatorship (theonion.com)
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Altoona McDonald's 1-Star Reviews Shift From Complaints About Food to Complaints About Employees Being Class Traitors (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 1 week ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Americans Glad ISIS Defeated Or Something (theonion.com)
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Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women (theonion.com)
submitted 1 week ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Angela Merkel’s memoir only the second-best book written by a German leader, claims Nigel Farage (newsthump.com)
submitted 1 week ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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TSA Face Scanner Sues Identical Twins for "Malicious Algorithm Abuse" (isglitch.com)
submitted 1 week ago by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Legal Battle Could Set Precedent for Human-AI Relations, Experts Say

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News Media Struggling To Report Why Gunman Targeted Wealthy CEO Instead of Lashing Out at Immigrants or Women (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Notre-Dame Reopened To Fire (theonion.com)
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Low Folding Chair Pulled Up To Corner Of Mar-A-Lago Conference Table For JD Vance (theonion.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy (theonion.com)
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Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present & Future Debut Radical New Strategy (hard-drive.net)
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Here Are All the Games That Merrick Garland Played Instead of Doing His Job (hard-drive.net)
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Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns [Video] (youtu.be)
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Joe Biden Pardon’s Hunter After Being Told the Man Is His Son (thehardtimes.net)
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American Express Launches Small Sweatshop Saturday (theonion.com)
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Anti-woke free-speech advocate disgusted to learn that his bathroom at home is gender neutral (newsthump.com)
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Child dying from measles just glad he isn't autistic - The Beaverton (www.thebeaverton.com)
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Bartlet, who says he used to enjoy Pokemon, soda, and being alive, tells everyone how great it is to be left totally defenseless against common childhood diseases from the 1940s.

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Study: Overuse Of Hair Detangler Giving Rise To Product-Resistant Supertangles (theonion.com)
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Amazon's New Warehouse Robot Mocks Workers With Bathroom Breaks (isglitch.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Latest AI Enhancement Includes 'Biological Function Simulation Protocol'

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