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[–] nifty@lemmy.world 117 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is the type of character you see in an anime and you scoff as unrealistic. I stand corrected

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 78 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Heh. You made me use ten percent of my power, pretty good.

[–] barsquid@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Someone starts getting close to his score, "interesting! I haven't had a match like this in a long time," and he switches gun hands.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Japan experiences a high number of earthquakes because of all the athletes removing their extremely weighted training equipment when facing tough competition and needing to get serious. Undo the bindings and casually allow it to drop to the ground and the only reason Tokyo is still standing is because they designed their buildings to account for this.

And then a character known for watching bullets travel from the gun to the target is shocked to realize he can't follow the movement of the gun anymore.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Japanese athletes: 100 pushups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats and a 10km run every day.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Wouldn't such a regiment have a high risk of all your hair falling out?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That doesn't sound absurd for an athlete.

[–] Leg@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

And yet the results speak for themselves.

[–] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Shameless YuYu Hakusho reference (I hope)