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A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 187 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Dude's progressed from boot licking to boot felatio to boot deep throat, what in the fuck seriously.

[–] jorp@lemmy.world 86 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fascists have it so easy, give the average fucker a little pin and tell them they're special helpers and they'll do this kind of thing for free.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I See that In movies and go BS no one cares that much for such a minor role but nope your right there is someone so petty.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think some people are like that and we notice them because they make themselves a spectacle. Best option is to laugh at them.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago

Well not when they are trying to kill mommy

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even the theatre was probably like "bro chill".

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hopefully they fired the guy and referred him to a mental health institute. If I was a parent, I would definitely not visit a place where my kids get told I could be killed for their actions.

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Seriously, what is a guy like this even gonna do for the rest of his life? Moving to the US and becoming a cop?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

They were trespassed by the theater, so they don't really have a choice in the matter there.

Also, I've seen a video of the encounter, and their conduct towards the employees was pretty poor, and they refused to leave.

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

mf was a thigh-high fr fr