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[–] Hegar@fedia.io 262 points 1 month ago (7 children)

This is a story of one bootlicking employee who was in desperate need of fucking off and minding his own business:

However, just as the movie started, an employee told them to put their snack bags away, the report said. They agreed but the employee apparently insisted on sitting next to them to monitor the snack situation.

A few minutes later, one of the children popped a Skittle he was already holding into his mouth, and quite frankly, all hell broke loose, the women said. The employee started shouting at them, and said that the police would be called unless they left. This is when the children started crying.

“My niece asked nicely: ‘If you’re calling the police, are they going to kill my mum?’” one of the women told the newspaper. “And he laughed at that stage. He looks directly in her face and he said: ‘Yeah, maybe we’ll find out.’

[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 187 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Dude's progressed from boot licking to boot felatio to boot deep throat, what in the fuck seriously.

[–] jorp@lemmy.world 86 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fascists have it so easy, give the average fucker a little pin and tell them they're special helpers and they'll do this kind of thing for free.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I See that In movies and go BS no one cares that much for such a minor role but nope your right there is someone so petty.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think some people are like that and we notice them because they make themselves a spectacle. Best option is to laugh at them.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago

Well not when they are trying to kill mommy

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even the theatre was probably like "bro chill".

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hopefully they fired the guy and referred him to a mental health institute. If I was a parent, I would definitely not visit a place where my kids get told I could be killed for their actions.

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Seriously, what is a guy like this even gonna do for the rest of his life? Moving to the US and becoming a cop?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

They were trespassed by the theater, so they don't really have a choice in the matter there.

Also, I've seen a video of the encounter, and their conduct towards the employees was pretty poor, and they refused to leave.

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

mf was a thigh-high fr fr

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago

Jesus, what a horrifying experience.

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is he secretly an American? Because that sounds far more like something I'd hear here. Atrocious.

[–] optissima@possumpat.io 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah I thought it was US based on context too. I should've been suspicious when the employee didn't open fire on the family...

[–] AnomalousBit@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

whispers: your moral narcissism is showing

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a really weird compliment

[–] AnomalousBit@programming.dev -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, the world needs more smug assholes, that’ll make it better.

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca -3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I agree with what I think you're trying to say, which is that moral narcissism is good, but I don't think moral n*rcissists are smug assholes. I think they're people with a pathological need to improve and treat others with kindness.

[–] AnomalousBit@programming.dev 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So by making some snarky comment about how a guy working at a movie theater would probably just shoot the whole family if they were all in America, you think the original comment is by someone who seeks to improve and treat others with kindness? Are you even reading the same thread?

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

No. I said it was a weird compliment and I meant it. It's weird to call this movie theatre guy a moral n*rcissist. He doesn't act like one at all!

[–] optissima@possumpat.io 2 points 1 month ago

Impossible to improve if there is no reflecting on the current reality before changing. I'm just reflecting on mine: I braced myself for another murder story and was pleasantly surprised, even if this story was still a bad one.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why are people incapable of understanding the US isn't the source of all evil? Shitty people exist everywhere. It's really not that complex of an idea to understand.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I think, it's more the US love of capitalism that makes people think so. It just sounds on brand that someone who worships their company that much would be in the US.

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As someone who has been to South Korea, US capitalism looks downright reasonable in comparison.

[–] StereoTrespasser@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

And some European airports are great examples of runaway capitalism. Good luck finding your gate when you're walking through what looks like a shopping mall on steroids. No, I don't want a Burberry Armani Hermes scarf, I want a damn sandwich.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

I was more under the impression it was because in developed nations, cops don't go around killing civilians for frivolous reasons. But in the US, it happens regularly.

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm in the US and did a double take when I saw that it was NZ; it's the Americentrism that was ingrained in me since childhood that led me to automatically assume, based on the headline, that it was a story from here.

It could easily be one of dozens of similar stories here. People here can get rabidly protective of their firearms. Threats/offensive comments like the one the employee in this situation made are common enough that I think this would only be considered a fluff piece in the states, if it made the news at all.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it's the Americentrism that was ingrained in me since childhood

You can (and should) fix that. Assuming everywhere else is better just because you haven't seen it (or buy the hype) does a disservice to the victims. Power tripping assholes exist everywhere there's power to be had.

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I've unlearned much of it, but it remains an ongoing process; it's similar to how recovery from addiction is a lifelong process. Unfortunately, many of my (I'm guessing our, but don't want to assume) compatriots don't feel the need to unlearn it or don't see it as an issue to begin with.

Assuming everywhere else is better

Nowhere did I say that I assumed everywhere else was better. I can see how you inferred that, but that wasn't my implication; I suppose my sarcasm didn't come through well enough. Rather, I am just so used to that type of gun rhetoric here and not used to that from what I hear about NZ that it was a surprise.

Power tripping assholes exist everywhere there's power to be had.

Fully agreed with you.

[–] lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 month ago

Bro saw "Despicable Me" and took that as a challenge

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Average perception of police

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

this whole thing wouldn't be a problem if the police were the tiniest bit trustworthy

[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This happened in New Zealand.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

ACAB isn't short for "American cops are bastards".

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 0 points 1 month ago

Are they not? That's depressing

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

“My niece asked nicely: ‘If you’re calling the police, are they going to kill my mum?’”

the fuck